OMG no i would'nt survive in hell!

Oh god don't remind me of that movie

dammit! wait what bout that dark green one? that looks pretty clear

say hi to lucifer in hell for us! :D

The Portuguese breakfast is more funny than sick. still kinda sick though. not like blue waffles though. ALSO ITS THE SECOND DEFINITION ON UD not the first. the first is very tame

Yessir

I know baby! It's okay, it's all okay. *sniffs your hair* *stokes arm creepily* *whispers* i have you now!

now leave and never come back! you know what you did and you know this is the rightful punishment

And a 'Portuguese Breakfast' is not a type of breakfast served in Portugal. Legit though Urban Dictionary that, It's hilarious.

It's okay darling. Come cry on my shoulder. Its all right. Also I need the human interaction

WHAT NO!!! you get back down there and you THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST DID!!!!

oh thank god that's over with! I wouldn't survive in prison

umm wait... what are we gonna do with the body? *sweats nervously*

people are always like to me, 'wait.. so like yes or no? JUST TELL ME!" its kinda funny

The urge....its over powering! too late *jumps and strangles sweggython*

OMG YOU MADE IT!!!!

*hums ancient Lucifer summoning hummy thing* (dont question it! it works.)

i saw this and was like.....this is going on FS for that exact reason