PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


Bio? Like, do you really think I have a life?
(But I do have a useless Master's degree and 2 cats, that's better than nothing.)

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Mo' money, less problems for real 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
Not being able to afford medicine and healthcare for your loved ones is the point we shouldn't have come to, when you realize money can even buy life.
It would be great 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
...So THAT's why I'm single!
Damn. I need to find myself someone who platonically likes veggies&cucurbitaceans. Such an easy task.
Bad photo 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
He DOES look unholy in the best sense of the term.
May humans live on 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
I can't even follow guidelines to build a successful website, let alone a human society.
I expect nothing short of rotisserie chicken 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
One chicken or TWO ENTIRE flowers.
your punishment 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
and my virginity.
I’m waiting 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
The worst being *driiiing*, you come excitedly to the door (spraining your ankle on your dinner plate/bag/whatevs in the process) and oh hey Jehovah witnesses!
Respect my choice as a meat eater and I wont bother you about being against meat 17 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
That would probably half work with me as it would make me cry on the spot but I still like steak so I would eat it and feel bad but joke's on them I'm used to feeling bad about myself and my lifechoices.
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Keanu Reeves with a figurine of himself 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
This figurie is actually very well done, that must feel so weird...
Honestly, if you eat this piece, you are a sociopath 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
I wouldn't eat that, but I also wouldn't eat the rest of the loaf, it looks awful... Go baguettes!
Hail my TI-82 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
Okay but for the past 3 days we've had accounting class and I was calculing faster in my head than the other members of the group with their calculator, and they also made typing mistakes.
So even if your teachers were right the old ways are still not totally useless!!
Plus after explaining for the fourth time to 2 different girls of the group that 1 times a equals a (I'm not shitting you) I'm starting to think it can be rather bad to rely too heavily on your calculator/phone.
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It would be great 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
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My magical crystals will save you, honest 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 hours ago
Yes. That's why I said using it will make you die.
The big mistake banner 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
ouh yeah daddy I'm thirsty!
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So says science 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
That's not a dog, I recognize a werewolf-vampire potato when I see one.
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Marble quarry 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
It looks like the marks scissors would make on an eraser... it's beautiful.
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Dirty talk got too real 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
She has a great analytic minds and probably the ability to build extended, coherent universes. but she should stick to the basics when it comes to RP.
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The lady jessica 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Now that's the type of inspiring shit I can get behind.
Top ten characters that can beat Thanos (even with gauntlet completed) 17 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
According to the guy himself :
"IN MY COUNTRY THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FLUTE AND RECORDER. BOTH INSTRUMETS ARE CALLED AT THE SAME WAY. RECORDER, FLUTE AND PICCOLO ARE THE SAME IN THE LANGUAGE.. FLUTE"
Top ten characters that can beat Thanos (even with gauntlet completed) 17 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Okay that's one of my favorite songs so I searched for the video, I'm listening to it right now and wow fuck that's insanely impressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyTz_-EQOXE
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"hooman.. one last time.. i'm not your kitty cat.." 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Imagine feeling this large paw on your head and hearing the comforting bass of a deep purring... Isn't this what a nap in paradise feels like?
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I'm tough 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I think they're cute in a way. Heroically battling the element, even though there's no reason at all to do that.
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better love story than twilight.. 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
That's intriguing. Has anyone heard of this practice? or is it bullshit? guest if you come back here I'd like some sources, I really need to know how to feel about this.
better love story than twilight.. 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
It looks like a party hat!!
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Big anxiety 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I thought he was the suicidal guy from GTO but it doesn't fell right with the girl... what anime is that?