PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


Bio? Like, do you really think I have a life?
(But I do have a useless Master's degree and 2 cats, that's better than nothing.)

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Harry Potter believes in you 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 8 hours ago
Well Mozart never studied music.
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The meme my friend dreamt I sent 17 comments
purplepumpkin · 8 hours ago
Is your friend on heavy sleep medication?
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Bruh how did he even get a girlfriend? 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 8 hours ago
69 likes lol
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I hate my life 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 8 hours ago
Come on, that's funny to imagine! But yeah OP, sorry to confirm that's just you ._. Was the boob nice to touch at least?
Sharing is against the law?? 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 13 hours ago
when 3D printing becomes cheaper that won't be a dream anymore.
As seen on TV 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 hours ago
Oops my bad! That's a tupperware reunion going on here!
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Ugh... Everyone is sick 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 19 hours ago
I'm in class^^
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Guys..Maybe this will help 21 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
12. real persons I know : my best friend & my cat. Others I don't know : people from the internet who helped me change and become more confident. Fictional persons come from Zola's books, +Buffy and Sebastian Michaelis
13. I don't miss anything, I hated my childhood.
14. Wouldn't know.
15. Writing.
16. Depends. I would die for my parents, cats, 1 of my sis but my two others sisters I see once a year and that's ok. I haven't see my cousins/aunts/... in years but don't miss them.
17. ?
18. In books.
19. bungee jumping and trying the strongest spices. Also Parkour, and that's probably how I'll die.
20. To become as close as possible to what I consider a good person.
I want to see OP's reponses!
(There should be a dating app based on that questionary)
sry I talk too much!
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Guys..Maybe this will help 21 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I don't need big places and over the top landscapes, just a little place that will be mine, with a roof, warmth and food, cats, and if possible not too far away from my parents & sis.
7. I'm already loved by some people I'm sure of and my cat, so... + money pays medical bills for loved ones and allows to make gifts to everyone.
8. my dad asking me if I wanted to go to the toy alley in the supermarket. That's not his style at all and I remember it with a mix of surprise and joy. / him again telling me he was going to keep the cat he found in the garden. I was 14 but it's the best memory of my life.
9. Saying "consipation" instead of "conspiration" during a big presentation. Not the biggest cos' I can't remember all the embarrassing crap I do, but the most recent one.
10. It would involve either water pistols or disguise & a theme (like "the 50's" or "pirates")
11. If my eyes could be the same size, that would be great. It's not obvious according to my family but it bothers me a lot. {c]
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Guys..Maybe this will help 21 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
The answers there are so cute! Here are mine :
1. walk in the mountains while on my period
2. sitting in strange positions and cracking every bone I can in my body
3. that guy that I didn't really like at first but then turned out to be smart, interesting, funny, and nice but still not too indulgent (aka the type of person who pushes you forward), liked simple things like eating in the garden near the campus... and now lives in Canada.
4. Age 6, I hadn't seen my aunt's dog in 2 years and didn't remember her quite well. But she did. I'll always remember the look in her eyes when I confusedly stepped back as she tried to jump on me. That was the las time I saw her and it's the only thing I'd like to change in my life.
5. being tricked into thinking that people like me only to discover they were making fun of me all along. That, and the day my parents will die, which is inevitable and awfully scary.
6. home. That's stupid but [continued]
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I'm a man of my word. 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I thought it was for extra effect^^ and I love Reptar & the other dinosaur. It's like a new religion : "At the beginning there were dinosaurs. And fire. And then funsubstance appeared."
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Guys..Maybe this will help 21 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Go ahead. That might be interesting to read! (It's like Proust's questionary but much shorter)
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What's that leaf in Chipotle?! 27 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I never understood why some people would eat some leaves but not others, based on anything else than taste. As a kid I ate grass sometimes, well it's not more disgusting than salad. We are strange sometimes.
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Even a kid can do that 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
guest : yes that always disturbed me. mialinay : certainly! it's kind of a performance art.
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Study tips #1 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
With the time you take to copy on the other notebook, you could read entire manuals and forge yourself a good culture on the subject... My method consists in writing everything down, including the teacher's jokes and disturbances, and adding personal notes in the margin (or when I take notes on my computer, memes that feel somehow relatable or connected to the subject). This way, my notes feel less boring and I memorize them more easily. They aren't super clean and a cat wouldn't find their kittens in them, but I made them so they're clear to me. I only read them briefly just at the beginning of the following lesson and before the finals, and bam! Good grades and free time.
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My Version of FS-Chan.. *duck and run* 19 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I love this! (It makes me think of Princess Maker, 1st pic when she's 10 and 2nd when she's about 16) I don't think they automatically need a body, they already convey a lot of feelings and messages as they are - kudos for that, these boxes show their personality!
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Serious pondering. 22 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Would I still experience suffering at full power? Because having your spine crushed must hurt bad enough to stop any curiosuty. And regarding organs... I'd go with heart. Liver can regenerate itself with only a little bit left and my liver is in general good condition, so I wouldn't particularly need it, I have a 100% skin coverage and don't need more, intestines can be cut and resewn or replaced with tubes, which isn't great but still works... Having several stomachs would make me feel like a cow and I suppose I'd be more hungry, etc... So yeah, heart seems like a good choice.
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I can't really draw but I wanted to try and make my version of funsubstance-chan in 2min. 21 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
you know what to do... take the drawing, add it yourself and repost it!
I can't really draw but I wanted to try and make my version of funsubstance-chan in 2min. 21 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Almost! I tried to do Kermit and not Shrek, but I'm glad you recognized the others!!
I can't really draw but I wanted to try and make my version of funsubstance-chan in 2min. 21 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Please try! I'd like to see as many fs-chan as possible! (And I would feel less bad because tbh the reason why I clicked back on this post was to delete it before I saw your and pitty's comment)
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Even a kid can do that 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Do you know "La Disparition"? It's a book without "e", by Georges Perec.
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Australia is also earth and hell 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Technically the continent is Oceania and includes some tiny little islands.
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