PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


Bio? Like, do you really think I have a life?
(But I do have a useless Master's degree and 2 cats, that's better than nothing.)

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This is a 20 million year-old spider, caught in Dominican amber 30 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
Ugh that's frustrating the only link I find is from the American Museum of National History and they just say it's from Dominican Republic without any further information on the spider and no link about the fucking research that was done on it.
Adorable students reacting to a gorgeous teacher 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
These reactions are so cute! (and so nostalgically overboard)
Finish your drink Pumpkin 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
No.
Beard head 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
this looks dirty.
Roided photoshop 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
Yeah he's the girl.
Rules to live by 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
"don't be lazy" bruh it's the first day after finals and subsequently the first day of holidays + my birthday, you bet I'm gonna be lazy as fuck!
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Somebody call 911 on her 22 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
you had one job.
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This is a 20 million year-old spider, caught in Dominican amber 30 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
awesome. I once saw one during an internship and amber preserves stuff so well there were still hairs on its body. Aesthetics + paleontology = happiness.
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Little did you know, Nature has teeth down there. 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
"Ribbed for xtra pleasure" what the fuck?
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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
guest, and anyone else wondering, just copy and paste the title of the post on google.
It's part of the traditions of our people, it had its golden age aroung the time of rickrolling, Darude-Sandstorm and which anime -bocu no pico. I feel old now.
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Fetches the smile 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
The fact that the dog becomes blue instead of the guy becoming yellow makes me feel like sadness conquers him as well.
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Forever blowing bubbles 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
Woman : I need money and hey that guy wants a model! I could be a model! Will I be Venus, or maybe a princess?
Woman : *farts*
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This thought is terrifying 18 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
I think it's because, you know, it's embedded in them. They would be someone totally different. They don't know which part of their personality comes from the autism, but they do know that they would have had an entirely different life, so if they cut out something that was in them from the very beginning and has had a huge impact on their life and their self construction, they would be deconstructed and they don't know what would be left of them.
(I don't have autism but I'm "gifted" -I don't like the word because it sounds great when in fact it's not- and I've spent many years wondering if I would have liked to take a chance to live in a world where I wouldn't have been bullied, where I wouldn't have been a burden on my parents and where I would have lived simply with friends and without existential crisis at 7. But I have simply no clue who I am without that, and that is in fact terryfying. What I know however is that I'm proud of who I am today and I don't want to lose that).
Interrogating a prisoner on a helicopter 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
Almost 100% certain it's from a movie, and one I've seen, but I can't remember it.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
Give it a lick, mmh it tastes just like raisins.
By a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane
And then it turns back again when you- tug on its winky
Ew that's dirty!
No you think so? Well I'd better not show you where the lemonade is made, sweet lemonade, oh sweet lemonade. Sweet lemonade, oh sweet lemonade.
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What a genius 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
Everytime I've tried to buy men razors I've fucked up my skin, it was burning when fabric touched my skin, so I'll stick to my purple-pink Girl Bic razors. Guess my skin is as sensitive as I am.
(and I don't think the problem's on my part because I use the same technique with both)
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Someone didn’t think about this ad placement 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
I don't know about the revenge part but...
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He called out his own ignorance for misjudging a foreign classmate 16 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
...The first thing I thought was that he was indeed saving him a seat. That's weird to see someone not noticing the obvious.
But he did the right thing and it's better late than never.
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I’m stressed 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
Incredible Hulk strikes again.
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Give more snac meow 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
"He doesn't attacc"....
You've never been near a cat have you?
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You’re mocking me aren’t you 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
Omg so cute!
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F**king grass eaters 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
Je crois qu'on pense pareil c'était mieux les pubs pour Marque Repère.
mickymouse : no she actually joined a "humoristic" youtube channel and that's the video is from. What would have been a pretty convincing ad is in fact a mere sex jokes youtube video.
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One more reason to learn French 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
thanks for your answer!
Interesting story 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
If that's the better thing that has ever happened in your life, I have bad news for you...
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F**king grass eaters 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
ah bah on est d'accord, y a une couille dans le potage!
Edit : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpYSrHn8MSQ.
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la vidéo, carrotte bukkake.
"Can you plase déglingue me on this toile de jute near this portrait of Nicolas Hulot".
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