PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


Bio? Like, do you really think I have a life?
(But I do have a useless Master's degree and 2 cats, that's better than nothing.)

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Relatable 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Tell me about it! First time I met this group of girls who were going to become my awesome friends, they were picking me up to go to the airport. 3am on the highway, metal blasting, two girls sleeping (because apparently Blue Oyster Cult makes for a fine lullaby), and all of the sudden the two in front start to "dance" on their seats, putting all their fire and passion into their arms and head movements. Yeah, the two in front, so that included the driver. I remember being totally at peace, thinking "so that's how it ends".
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Purpose 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Sometimes I think the SadCEO is mainly an image created by frustrated poor people. Yeah sure some rich ones are sad, like everyone, but idk I know a girl who's "filthy rich", has friends she likes, a boyfriend she loves, is really close to her family and her dog (that she also saved by adopting him when he got abandoned as a baby).
You know, you do you, you're special because that is the essence of life and DNA, but the CEO can have money AND other avantages from life. It's okay, and nothing to be bitter about.
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The internet of ducks 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Why so cruel towards the cool geometric patterns on Facebook duck?
Dreams 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Actually I don't think so because I experienced sleep paralysis later, it felt really different and woke me up everytime. I had read about it so I knew it was nothing and never panicked. However it's possible that reading just made me aware and helped my brain step out of the nightmare state, I don't know.
You sure thats not humpty dumpty tho 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
hey I posted almost that exact comment last time this pic spawned on this website x)
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Asking irrelevant questions 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
"were you allowed to have this video? Do they know? We can't be sued for looking at this without their consent right?"
I'm 12 and I feel like doing the same.. For my Mom 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I'm sorry but that's bullshit, you can truly love someone even if some older people have a chance to prove their love more strongly. It's like saying your father doesn't love you because he never dived to save you from drowning, maybe it's true, but maybe you just never were close to drowning.
Now that I'm done ranting, what this this man did is of course awesome and I hope your mom is okay.
Cat wife 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I think the wench isn't being held between two fingers, but pressed against the cat's hip/torso/whatevs you get the jist.
Dreams 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
As a kid I had this recurring nightmare where I died (n various ways), then it was always the same: I was in a pink room (atrociously ugly, like old tapestry-pink), laying down on a wooden table. I would just start to rot away, but my mind was still inside that immobile body, trapped, and when boredom started to take over panic, that's when I would wake up in tears every time.
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Mom and dad 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I thought yogurt was your nickname for one sec here.
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Gotta play it safe 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I find this post and its comments funny because I've made a presentation about McDonald's last year for my "geography of tourism" class and actually a lot of people think like OP, according to a study I'll fetch back if anyone is interested. That really surprised me but it acts like a reassuring known place for them, just for the first meal, and can be an intro to local cuisine as some of them have extra items on the menu (otsukimi burger in Japan for instance). Of course, it's nothing likee the real deal but can act as a "culinary transition" before they actually try local restaurants.
And did you know that some McDo's are actually worth visiting for the experience or the building? Like the one in Roswell, the one in an old plane, the one St-Lazare Street in Paris and so much more!
....aaaaaaaaand in Hong Kong you can have a McWedding.
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Share you stories 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
When I imagine their death, I feel sad.
Happy Canada Day everyone :). (Sorry for all the Canada posts) 17 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 weeks ago
Thank you and sorry for doubting Canada's kindness!
Happy Canada Day everyone :). (Sorry for all the Canada posts) 17 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 weeks ago
hey can I join? (I'm French so I can add Canadian idiosyncrasies to my vocabulary but couldn't do the accent to save my life, does it still count?).
I just love to book 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 weeks ago
Yeah maybe but talking to us when we're reading is a good way to make sure I'll try to avoid you as much as possible. And as soon as we look up you'll see our dark circles and tired eyes anyways.
Everyday, we stray further away from God 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 weeks ago
my god that is expansive. Back in the days our sticks were only worth 1 F, not 1,60$!
Kill me, kill me now 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 weeks ago
The glasses make it look like semi-bald guy has a nose on the top of his head.
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Those days 16 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 weeks ago
I've had that problem yesterday... This elephants legs jeans have made a (discreet) comeback in Frace over the past few years.
Can relate 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 weeks ago
After just spending two months working a lot with children and adults responsible for them (teachers, another kid's parents, adults from holiday camps, my collegues...), I totally second this.
No words needed 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 weeks ago
Or you speak too fast, fuck up and up saying "come in".
Useless 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 weeks ago
And how on God's green earth did someone see/hear that line and thought of THAT caption??
It's worth the sacrifice 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 weeks ago
Wow that dress is gorgeous and so is the girl wearing it!
Git out 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 weeks ago
This looks like a scene that could be in a Ghibli movie.
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Smallest computer 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 weeks ago
I know some guys who could use this optical effect...
This makes me question my existence 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 weeks ago
...But they seem really apathetic about whatever they're judging, they're probably not giving a fuck and lowkey hoping it'll fail.