Protest against what?

Man you’re living my dream, would love to have a big beautiful fenced yard for my dog. But alas, stuck in a shitty apartment

But without their bloated budget how will they liberate poor countries of their oil?

I’m sexually attracted to phobias

Read the article. The dog eventually wandered away but the actor says he wants to go back to the area to find the dog and help them find a home. What a sweet dog.

Dogs are the best, man. I spend like $200+ a month on my dogs vet expenses. But it’s okay cause I love him.

I once wrote a post about being lonely but not specifying my gender. Some dude dug through my post history until he found out I was a girl and then sent me a pm of his tiny ding dong. Like idk why that dude thought that would work.

Sooo anyone else gonna point out it’s a photoshop or nah?

Who just leaves a cup of yogurt on the floor?? Seems like this dude pushes his kittens face in yogurt for internet points.

Not to be that guy but this person didn’t have an allergy to red meat did they? Cause then bbq’s may be dangerous to them.

Hey holy shit I'm in that place like right now

Well. I'm out of the loop. Why the fuck does everyone hate jane fonda?

One only lies and one only tells the truth. You can ask one question.

He's doing his wilde-best

Didn't they find two potential mates for Jeremy only to have the two newcomers go at it with one another in front of jeremy?

I don't trust people that don't allow dogs on beds

Dermatilliomania is a bitch

That's a crayfish not a shrimp

I love cats but if my cat held me hostage it's becoming a dead cat.

The reflection makes it look like there's a person in the cupboard

Who cares? If you want to shave your arms and legs do it. Only reason women do it is because shaving companies demanded it for more money.

Wait they only stay up until 10? I'm lucky to get to bed before 2am most nights. College is bad. Buckle up highschoolers.