rayofsunshine

rayofsunshine


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Can you think of better one? 98 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 days ago
The Big Dick Theory
Or maybe The Big Bang Dick?
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No more double standards in 2018 8 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 week ago
But like... how can you be sure that he will be the one using that same toilet next? What if you end up using it next instead? Or he needs to do a number two instead? Can we please just agree to look before we pee?
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Is the maximum depth possible the diameter of Earth, or the radius? 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 week ago
I was expecting a ‘sorry for the long post’ potato at the end, so this was a pleasant surprise.
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Every bag a new quest for sweet sweet flavor powder 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 week ago
I once knew someone in primary school who licked both sides and then put the chip back into the packet for someone else to find. We called him Swiper, and that was forever his nickname throughout primary school.
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Im like... Totaly pregnant! 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 week ago
This reminds me of a time when some girl asked me whether temperature was measured in celcius or centimetres.
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Breaking news 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 week ago
This isn’t a Gouda pun. This is a grate pun!
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Movie names 30 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 week ago
Sounds like it would be the name of a The Fault in our Stars fanfiction.
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Guys it's fine, people call me a d*ck all the time 30 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 week ago
I don’t know why, but I just imagined a scenario where this kid pisses someone off:
“Hey! You’re a dick!”
“... Actually, I’m Vagina.”
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International backlash 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 weeks ago
So this is what I found after a bit of research: He was initially hired to get rid of a mouse problem, but then the council wanted him relocated because of potential allergy issues and, direct quote, “City Hall and City businesses are no place for animals”. But because the cat is so well behaved and has become a very special part of the library, they eventually decided to allow the library to keep the cat (plus there was lots of puvlic backlash and full petition happening).
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Vacation 2016 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 weeks ago
There’s also my personal favourite: Mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya Hill, South Australia. The name means "where the devil urinates" in the regional Pitjantjatjara language.
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I'm not a smart man 11 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 weeks ago
Not as bad as me. I read the bear’s ‘I tried to read it’, and I obviously didn’t process it because I scrolled back up to try reading it myself.
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I love it when Spongebob becomes self aware 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
I have to admit, I actually think that Spongebob’s humour was very clever at times.
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This is me in a year. If I last that long 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
And even though you disconnect your internet while you live there, a little bird will still swoop down into your house with a letter. And that letter will be a candy crush request.
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These puns are un bee-leiveable 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
They do say that beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
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Thanks, but I'd rather wait and have one that works 10 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
It’s almost as bad as when you tell someone that you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, and they’re like, “Wait, really?? YOU got a boyfriend??’ And they refuse to believe you because they think that you’re incapable of getting one.
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Maybe he's just thicc 23 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
That’s actually such a cool idea!
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Its common sense, really 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
To be completely fair though, it must have been difficult to work out exactly how to carry it without accidentally hurting it or hurting yourself.
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10/10 Horrifying 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
One of my big irrational fears is that during my upcoming driving exam, I’m going to sneeze and because you’re not allowed to have two hands off the wheel, I’m going to have to sit there with snot dripping down my face.
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rayofsunshine with her ray of sunshine (on her final day of high school!) 31 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
Thank you! I’ll be heading straight to university in February, so I guess I’ve got a bit of a break to wind down anyways. :) And thank you! He is very very cute, and very fluffy.
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rayofsunshine with her ray of sunshine (on her final day of high school!) 31 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
I’ve been busy with final exams and results and all, but now that it’s all over, I’m very relaxed. Yourself?
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Maybe he's just thicc 23 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
I never really understood why people referred to butts as ‘buns’ because I never really saw the resemblance.
And then I saw this photo and I completely understand now.
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rayofsunshine with her ray of sunshine (on her final day of high school!) 31 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
Sasssy! And indeed he has - but he’s still tiny in comparison to most dogs.
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