They're both even wearing shirts of the same colour!

I would get nervous every time I'd feel a small little breeze or gust of wind

To be fair, they did start the scrambled words with the letters 'P' and 'B', which immediately makes us think of words starting with them.

How polite! And everyone thinks they act like dicks, but really, they're so polite.

Life always tries his best, honestly! The poor guy just has to balance the needs and wants of 7 billion people, which is quite difficult.

If it's self-defence, I think it's fair. As long as it isn't used inappropriately. :)

In reference to the title, I keep imagining the pupper like this: https://theoutlits.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/ariel-on-rock1.jpg

The terrifying thing is that it is 21 men in a week from this topic. 21 is huge - it's almost the amount of students in a class. That many men - in only Australia - in a single week due to this is so sad. :(

This would be cool. Though, I'm pretty sure some people look at different things than others. For example, I always look at the smile and cheeks first, whereas my friend always notices the eyes first; it doesn't matter who the person is, we're just always instinctively drawn to look at certain features.

As a girl, I can confirm that I would eat all your meat. You wouldn't get the chance to eat it for yourself.