Unfortunately, most of that will get thrown in the trash because the kids won't eat it.

Looks like Baby Yoda.

still do

As the child of a runner, I firmly believe in the leash.

At least you get paid every two week. Try once a month. After two weeks, you're still broke for another 2 weeks.

I didn't accidentally have a gun, but I accidentally had a shot gun shell. Let's just say it took a while to get through security.

I had a bicyclist make a left turn in front of me and then had the nerve to get mad at me for not noticing him.

Had to upvote. Made me snort out loud.

Nice sentiment, but it would be even nicer without the cuss words.

I don't have a problem with that.

Apparently this happens a lot. My son was in Paris and got a picture of chancetherapper on a bus.

Doesn't this guy know the correct name of the dinosaur is "The Spitty Newman Dinosaur?" And he acts like such an expert.

Lies

For the last time. Schizophrenia is not multiple personalities.

And Brad Pitt is just a young Robert Redford.

He's not old enough to remember that.

The first time I saw an uncircumsized penis I was grossed out. I wondered what was wrong with the guy.

Just one question? How are the destitute going to afford this? Great in theory though!!!!

As a child who would have been aborted had abortion been legal when I was conceived; I am definitely pro-choice. Neglected, unloved, abused. I'm well into my 50's and it still affects me today.

But you would remember and care if raised by people who didn't want you and don't love you.

The Doctor would be so proud Amy became an Avenger.

This describes my life.