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A safety tip for new parents, don't learn this one the hard way 8 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

They still do

Such a cute relationship 4 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

Google and I**

I'd laugh if Lucifer was a Capricorn 67 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

I'm not gay..

Six-word stories 38 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

Fiftieth as in anniversary and the table for one means one person the other was married to died so you only need a table for one.

Time keeps on tickin'... 5 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

I want to fly like an eagle,to the sea

Our prayers have been answered 13 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

Yup...

Actual advice mallard 26 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

Until you find out she's allergic to the animals..

The best rocking chair design, approved by cats 3 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

All fun and games until the cat gets it's tail crushed under the chair

Our prayers have been answered 13 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

One of the guys in my class tried to track me with the key part. He hooked one end to his phone and slipped the key part onto my keychain along with my other keys so I didn't notice it until a few days later...

Humping out baby after baby 13 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

But male seahorses don't get pregnant. They just hold the eggs in their pouch stomach thing until they hatch.

Awkward female b*ners 24 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

Not unless it's 100 degrees outside.

Using chopsticks 23 comments

redglassesgirl · 9 years ago

Me, North Carolina

What a Buzzkill 42 comments