Woooosh only has 4 O's. We have to make fun of people consistently.

It wouldn't be as disappointing without the massive breaks, it leaves too much time to build expectations between episodes. Apparently people who binge the series have greater enjoyment the second time through.

Thanos: "Forever you say?"

Scientists killed thousands of platipi because they didn't believe the local Aboriginals that they laid eggs

Fucking guests

Reaps, dude, that's totally bogus man.

Nah Jonah Hill

He did a promotional video with a pug, hes no better than anyone

You can hold more than one knife in each hand, you don't have to be an octupus to scare the cat

That's what I meant and it's wrong

Clark Kent is Superman, the pulp fiction quote is wrong

Can't wake up

She knows how big all his friends dicks are because she's slept with them