this is literally me and everyone i go to varsity with.

Just one question... How the actual hell did you get them in there???

I like hoe no one else noticed that Captain Something is actually not a live croc...

so this is one way to get him under your bed...

For the first time on FS I'm actually glad I read the comments. As curious as I am about this, I will not google it.

Where did the other kid come from?

Because my plants don't really like Coca-Cola and Capri Sonne

I just commented on this because I was bothered by the fact that there were 69 comments. Think of it as a correction. Ok, as you were...

I guess you could say they're cool

Dog doesn't look like he has a problem with being pink. On the contrary, he looks happy. Stop your complaining Adam.

gold teeth, really?

Also. Why is the teacher's drawing so disturbing?

this sounds like my grandparents. and my granddad's name is tom. and he's in a wheelchair. and they go shopping together.

how big is this cat and where is the rest of him?

Decisions decisions... What if you've never had pancakes?

I thought that this was how essays are generally started. have you all been doing it wrong this whole time?