revanchist530

revanchist530


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Live laugh love 5 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
The proper first reply was "Live laugh love."
Know the difference, han solo 5 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
He wasn't famous as a smuggler. He became famous as a hero. A lot like Davos himself, actually.
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Shots fired 12 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
She knows why she married him: He's rich as hell.
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Up is down, right is left, it's all backasswards 35 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Many jobs don't *require* a 4-year degree, but pay those who have one more.
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Some russian astronomer once said 12 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Remindes me of the quote from Arthur c. Clarke: "Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."
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Right? 13 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
What was that fifth one, myballstitchstill?
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That 70's Show 2 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
I think it's funny that those two did wind up together in real life, but not until after the show was over.
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Shitpost comp 6 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
That little kid with the controller is adorable!
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I guess so 7 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
I was just about to say that. And we turned them into things like pugs.
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Janitor respect 6 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Depends on the CEO. At one job I was at, the President of the bank (equivalent to the CEO) was awesome, and personally made the effort to get to know all of his employees, and personally handed out the christmas bonus checks.
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Plot twist 7 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
And then in Chinese afterward.
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Why are we not funding this yet? 21 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Plus, how do you get the energy to the people? The grid is just as important as the panels.
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This is why you shouldn't send unsolicited d*ck pics. Especially if you're a minor. 16 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Plus, blackmail is a crime as well, so throw those into the mix as well. She is in serious trouble.
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This is why you shouldn't send unsolicited d*ck pics. Especially if you're a minor. 16 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
They'd both be legally responsible for distributing.
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That should not be allowed 15 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Good. God. That hospital is evil.
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It's Some Sort Of Cat Snake 3 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
I love ferrets. They are so adorable!
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Well in their defense they didn't know he's going to invade half Europe back 16 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Quick reminder that "Man of the Year" isn't given to just good people. It is given to the most influential and noteworthy individual that year, which Hitler was. He's one of the most significant individuals in the history of the world, and the repercussions of his actions are still being felt more than 70 years after his death.
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Ah, yes. The Australian squirrel 5 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Ah yes. The Australian squirrel.
f*ckin dave 11 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Steven Alzis, from the Delta Green CoC setting. He's like this. He has been documented as being killed multiple times, but shows up a few months later. When asked about he, he then says something like, "Yes, I died. I quite enjoyed the experience."
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I'm not saying it's aliens but it's aliens 12 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Or it could be meteorite iron.
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Whoaaaa! 14 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
I wish. But is fake.
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Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, being tested for medical values 18 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Do you want "The Last of Us"? Because that's how you get "The Last of Us".
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Tell me your best Chuck Norris Jokes! 24 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Also: Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands. They are now simply the Islands.
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Tell me your best Chuck Norris Jokes! 24 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and incredible martial arts skills. Once the deal was complete, he proceeded to roundhouse kick the devil in the face and take his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, wasn't angry with him, and they now play poker together every other Tuesday.
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What are you gonna do to feel manly again after seeing this? 11 comments
revanchist530 · 7 years ago
Oh... oh hell no... you didn't... this is nOT OKAY!!!!
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