Ross

rosalinas


Uhm
I probably gonna hijack your posts
But I'm adorable

— Ross Report User
Life hacks 12 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
I did not fall
I walk beautifully on heels. Always.
But it's still a pain in the ass
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It especially sucks when you have boobs bigger than your body 22 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
Some outfit looks better with big/small boobs that's all
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Life hacks 12 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
I walked on grass with high heels once. ONCE.
Never again
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Ummmm cr*tch fruits? 42 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
It got even weirder
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Ummmm cr*tch fruits? 42 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
I've always associated you with a 14 year old boy who has pet rocks, Johnny
Now I feel weird
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6'2 is short 22 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
6'2 is under average? Where do you live??? In Africa among the giraffes?
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Ummmm cr*tch fruits? 42 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
Just to parents generally
Blame the moon for my shitty behavior 15 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
Nope
It's not mental illness
Just being a dumb bitch with a stupid ass excuse
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Ummmm cr*tch fruits? 42 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
And whose fault was that? That you have kids and all the shit that comes with those little, expensive things?
Unless someone is dying and the only way to save them is to have a cup of coffee, you can get back in the line
You're a parent and don't have much time, good/bad for you, none of us has time either
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Got it? 33 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
Sure
But they can still slap you in their native language
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Got it? 33 comments
rosalinas · 1 day ago
"Kindly" is the key word here
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Girls trying to flirt 16 comments
rosalinas · 2 days ago
He said the same thing!
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Please read this 7 comments
rosalinas · 2 days ago
Woah easy there
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Girls trying to flirt 16 comments
rosalinas · 2 days ago
I told him I wanted to eat him before
He got very very embarrassed (it was adorable)
Apparently I got myself a shy with too good manner guy (that dares to slap my butt with a notebook bc hand is inappropriate)
New meme 4 comments
rosalinas · 2 days ago
Remember that post about the couple that has been trying to have kids but they have not had any luck and turned out, all they do is anal
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Can't help myself 7 comments
rosalinas · 2 days ago
Sees someone with blue pants but orange shirt
Me: oh dear... what the actually living??? My grandmother has better fashion sense and she's dead
Me: woah, she can wear whatever she wants
Me: c'mon, she obviously doesn't have any friend to tell her that blue and orange just don't go together
Me: ... let people be happy with their shit, Ross. Even if it is shit
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Girls trying to flirt 16 comments
rosalinas · 2 days ago
Pretty sure even if I wear a "fuck me, daddy" shirt
He'll tell me that's inappropriate and incest-like
Maybe my type is idiot...
Girls trying to flirt 16 comments
rosalinas · 2 days ago
Every guy
Y'all dumb as shit
Lucky you're cute
In his feelings like Drake 9 comments
rosalinas · 2 days ago
*inserts pointing Spider-Man here*
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Please read this 7 comments
rosalinas · 2 days ago
Good
Now let change the label cause my liking room is running out of space
God is her daddy 6 comments
rosalinas · 3 days ago
Woah believing yourself is the central of the universe is nothing compared to thinking God give a damn about the width of your hole
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God is her daddy 6 comments
rosalinas · 3 days ago
Pretty sure God has more important things to worry about than your woman cave
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Hot Mess 9 comments
rosalinas · 3 days ago
Thanks
You're good (except for one thing: every time I see you name, I think I those johnny johnny videos)
Breakkkawayyyyy 12 comments
rosalinas · 3 days ago
It's very easy to make
If you know where to buy it