Dickarm, dickface, buttface, buttcheek

If I ever see that thing in the sky or anywhere at all, I'm shooting it down

Idk
Triggered vegans and feminazi make everyone laugh

I have never seen anyone who is "too pretty"
And I've seen lots of people
Including myself
You can be super pretty, extremely pretty, unbelievably pretty
Not not too pretty
Cause yk, there are other things besides prettiness

He's such a gentleman that he can't handle it at all

Kid gonna grow up being a strong survivor instead of a victim

I was buying shit from a local store and I saw this chihuahua, I don't pile Chihuahuas much but a dog is a dog
So I approached it slowly while doing that dog calling sounds and it started barking like a demon or like a chihuahua :/
As I was paying the shit, it jumped toward me barking (yk what Chihuahuas do)
I raised my eyebrow and walked toward to do "what?" And it immediately stepped back in fear
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Never get why those tiny creatures are so angry about and why do they think they can attack me??? One kick and the little bitch will be dead af

I can't swim... I'd drown

Why do you think I don't enjoy blood and the sounds of dying creatures?

So Satanic Goth? Hmmm I could do that
A little white powder and dark lipstick

Only 2 of these can actually be helpful
The rest are either useless, worse than useless, just for somewhat good company before you both die together