Stealing your grandma, wife and daughters

He got way way better facial hair

First 2 months: be good, be nice, be sweet
Second 2 months: lemme show all of my fabulousness that doesn't belong here at all! Yes! I look hawt!
Now: I'll show up in my pyjamas if i want, fuck everyone, you can't fire me! I live here now

... it was only 1 am
And it's bc I was too happy to sleep okay!

He got bang
Who is even tthink they look fine with bang!? Oh gosh

and China
yall should never mess with the rice farmers

Cause it breaks me out!
I love milk so much but I spend too much on skincare and spa to have my skin ruined by some cow juice

Who says I can't get a man that got both?

Most of my fb memory day
Fb: you have something to look back to!
Me : :D
...
Me: where the fuck were my eyebrows!? And that forehead! How did I even think this is cute!?
I was cute tho... just not my type of cute now

now we need to make crying car meme go viral

This show was my childhood and this post makes me very happy

It's freaking 35°C
You want me to melt to death or something?

"I'm a doctor"
I don't care!
I bet her face would be priceless

Everything is temporary
Cause we are temporary
You may feel like your pain gonna last forever but it won't cause you won't.