Rose

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Charlie bit my finger (and gave me polio) 5 comments
rosebud · 13 minutes ago
wat
oh no 3 comments
rosebud · 52 minutes ago
Checkmate, vegans
Charlie bit my finger (and gave me polio) 5 comments
rosebud · 56 minutes ago
Now you’re funny
FuN FaCt AbOuT NePaL!¡!¡!¡ 7 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
sorry man, i’m pretty particular about my humor
FuN FaCt AbOuT NePaL!¡!¡!¡ 7 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
it’s not funny when you make an account specifically to comment on one picture
Relationships with God look SO nice... 16 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
this whole thing has shown me that this website has a lot of Christians. That’s not bad, but it interesting to find out.
It's not that hard 10 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
“You have cancer? just stop. just don’t do that.”
When People Use the 'Bill Gates' Argument 3 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
apparently not since he dropped out
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"Eyyyy gurl" 3 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
“is that a crescendo in your pants or are you just happy to see me”
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Charlie bit my finger (and gave me polio) 5 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
username does not correlate with the post
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WLTH 176: Because saving the environment is too white 16 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
@hopeforall has joined the Anti-SJW Society
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FuN FaCt AbOuT NePaL!¡!¡!¡ 7 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
no, it would be @nepalclusterfuck
WLTH (The-first-one-to-say-"its-just-a-joke"-wins-100-asshole-points edition) 20 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
whatever you wanna do, man. lately i’ve abstained from wlth because it doesn’t get as many hits and as much recognition as it did.
plus, you can only take so much annoying SJW shit before it starts to grate.
WLTH (The-first-one-to-say-"its-just-a-joke"-wins-100-asshole-points edition) 20 comments
rosebud · 4 hours ago
so that we know that you added a new one. it’s kind of an unspoken rule that we post them and @ each other, so it’s only fair for you to the same
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WLTH (The-first-one-to-say-"its-just-a-joke"-wins-100-asshole-points edition) 20 comments
rosebud · 4 hours ago
remember, if you do a WLTH, you should @ me, @grimreaper and @serosenpai.
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How come no one told me about this? 5 comments
rosebud · 5 hours ago
Directions unclear, dick stuck in mouthwash
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Exciting news coming out 11 comments
rosebud · 5 hours ago
if i were a rich man....
yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
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Exciting news coming out 11 comments
rosebud · 6 hours ago
20 x $0 = $0
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WHYYY!!!!!! 2 comments
rosebud · 11 hours ago
I saw my first roadkill yesterday.
Slightly NSFW story ahead!
So, yesterday I was biking up a highway overpass. The incline is so steep, that as a pedestrian, you have to be on the opposite side of the street from oncoming traffic. Usually, I pedal on the left because people going past me on the right don't have to move out of the way, and people on the left will see me and I'll move to the median.
So I was on the right side of the road, and it had been raining earlier, and I had come from biking through a nature trail. I smelled something which I immediately thought was pee or something else rancid. I kept pedaling up, and I was too tired to speed up. Eventually, passing on the right, just before the street narrows, I saw a rotting raccoon corpse, with some tattered fur and bones sticking out. I couldn't see where its muzzle had been or anything. It just kinda looked like it had run out in the road at the wrong time and some uncaring driver just kept going without a care in the world.
Fun Facts about Uruguay 3 comments
rosebud · 12 hours ago
It seems to me that they’re doing pretty well for themselves
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WLTH 175: should we pander to an audience that doesn't even like the genre or a movie 11 comments
rosebud · 12 hours ago
This is what happened with Overwatch. The people asked for an LGBT character. They got a lesbian. The people said that the lesbian was Overwatch pandering to the SJW crowd and that she is not a real character.
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What's the wrost lie you told your parents 15 comments
rosebud · 12 hours ago
Another time, my fifth grade teacher lied to my mom and told her that i had brought eyeglass cleaner to school (which I did) and took someone’s glasses when I offered to clean them, and then refused to give them back.
Well, my mom new that was BS because she knows I’m not an asshole (at least, I wasn’t in 5th grade). So she called up to the school and somehow they got it sorted out.
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Doctor written logos 6 comments
rosebud · 1 day ago
they say that those who can read doctor's handwriting are demi-doctors.
half-human, half-doctor. there's even a camp for those like you: Camp Half-Cardiology.
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Survival of the flutist 9 comments
rosebud · 1 day ago
(resists urge to make stingray joke)