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This is so cringe, it hurts 5 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
It's more painful every time
Oh walmart, seriously? 4 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
I've literally never heard of Winco in my entire life.
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"AND ONE OF THEM HAS CAT EARS AND IS EMO AF AND I LOWKEY SHIP HER WITH THE ONE-ARMED GIRL" 7 comments
rosebud · 1 hour ago
I started it a little bit yesterday because I was sitting out from a class. Newspeak seems interesting at least
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*flying slipper received* 11 comments
rosebud · 16 hours ago
I'm pretty sure she's just working on a laptop there
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*flying slipper received* 11 comments
rosebud · 16 hours ago
what both of them fail to realize is that both locations are really really good
school teaches you how to become a smarter human being, as well as History of your nation etc.
the gym helps you stay in shape. If you're in shape, you're more confident. More confidence means you'll try harder in school.
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Let that sink in. 1 comments
rosebud · 16 hours ago
"What does the S stand for?"
"...sitter. Yeah, sitter! I wanted to go for 'babysitter' but then I'd have to be walking around with a big BS on my shirt."
"And you believed him."
"The baby was exploding! You ever see an exploding baby before, Mr. Decker?!"
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What did he say to his barber? 11 comments
rosebud · 1 day ago
"Yo dog gimme that planet express cut"
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Awh nuts 10 comments
rosebud · 1 day ago
I wouldn't have, but okay
Awh nuts 10 comments
rosebud · 1 day ago
Because he said a "squirrel just took my homework" instead of "i just got my homework back after chasing a squirrel"
Find the kitty 4 comments
rosebud · 1 day ago
thank you
I thought the closet was the room the cat was in and that didn't make sense
Find the kitty 4 comments
rosebud · 1 day ago
Either I'm very stupid or that's a big closet
I cry every time 5 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
i need a hero
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why doesn't this happen more #10 25 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
1) I found it somewhere else on a different website where that poster did not reference the original artist. do you mind explaining how I was supposed to know it's unfinished?
2) it's not theft. this is the internet. I'm not getting arrested because I didn't reference the artist.
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Awh nuts 10 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
No. he chased it, but he did so AFTER he posted it on Yikyak
Go away, Theresa May 17 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
I was going to say David Cameron but 7 am me was like "no that's the Titanic guy" so I decided not to
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Go away, Theresa May 17 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
So is Theresa better or worse than her predecessor whose name I forgot?
Awh nuts 10 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
After taking out his phone and posting it
Anon's Son 9 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
shhhhhhhhhhh
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Why was this saved to my phone 3 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
A+ and chocolate chip cookie for you
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Double bad luck 7 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
Link?
Anon's Son 9 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
So if you marry her you'll become his father in law
And if he's older than you then your son would be older than you by law
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Does this look familiar? 8 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
Why was my first thought veggie tales
why doesn't this happen more #10 25 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
okay so i realized that this is actually more of a who let this happen than a why doesn't this happen more
It goes to show you just how fucked up i was this morning
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I love my mom but this really annoys me 7 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
Apples are for DOCTORS
Floss is for dentists
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She took it too far 6 comments
rosebud · 2 days ago
Not far enough*
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