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rosebud


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Soulmates 19 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Are you downvoting me over this or is someone else triggered because they disagree with me?
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Soulmates 19 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Yes***
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Soulmates 19 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Yes**
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Soulmates 19 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Yes*
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Awh nuts 10 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
1) so an animal took your papers and you just sat there posting this online instead of giving chase?
2) A+ title
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Soulmates 19 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Me and her aunt?
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I love my mom but this really annoys me 7 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
alternatively:
Me: I'm sick
Mom: *rips off clothes and reveals that she's a dentist in disguise* IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T FLOSS
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So much cringe 11 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Maybe we should expand the ASS community into something more so these posts can be combined with them? This could be a sister series to Who Let This Happen and Why Doesn't This Happen More.
Cringy
Riffraff
Induced by
Neanderthal-like
G(?)
and
Extremism
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why doesn't this happen more #10 24 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
no, I find laughing at their ignorance and incompetence entertaining
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why doesn't this happen more #10 24 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Don't worry I have a ton of bottles in my room
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why doesn't this happen more #10 24 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
I don't know. I haven't gotten sick in a while because I drink a ton of Vitamin C which is good for your immune system.
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why doesn't this happen more #10 24 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Thanks
I've never been sick like this so I guess I'll have to play it out
Yesterday my collarbone was so sore that lifting my head hurt my neck
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why doesn't this happen more #10 24 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
so I haven't been online a lot lately because I've been very very very sick
I've been very dizzy, with headaches that last for days. Today I woke up and my voice was so hoarse that it sounded like I was whispering. My nose is super stuffed and runny and I just feel awful all around. I feel so sick and cold and unhealthy and yeah. i just wanted to show you guys that I'm not 100% dead, only 90%.
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Shakespeare is 453 years old today! 5 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Yo fam your email address is visible from your profile. I don't know if that was intentional but I figured you should know
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16 year old Dwayne Johnson looking older than current Dwayne Johnson 1 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
He looks like he could be his own father who still disapproves of himself
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Tell me what you've found 31 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
I'm not necessarily ambidextrous. I can't do much with my left hand
Tell me what you've found 31 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Yeah but that's a normal thing, I can drink coffee with my left hand and write with my right
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Now thats a headline 4 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
who let this happen
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Lit narrators 25 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Oh damn
Celebrities real names 12 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
"Cockburn"
Somewhere up the family tree is a story waiting to be told
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When I was 5 years old, I was just playing Nintendo games 8 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
why are the numbers out of order
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Gotta love Turkish delight 21 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
I didn't even realize this was a Narnia reference until you said Turkish Delight. Now I feel like I need to reread The Magician's Nephew
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Lit narrators 25 comments
rosebud · 6 years ago
Who's middle?