*Australian accent*
watch as the serene and quiet flute continues his soliloquy, unaware that the trombonists raise their bells and ready their mouths. the flute quietly silences himself while the second flute takes his place; this move is used to convey the sound of only one instrument playing while the audience is none the wiser. the second flutist plays for just a few seconds before--
THE TROMBONISTS UNLEASH THEIR FORTISSIMO UPON THE WOODWINDS! OH, IT'S HORRIBLE! THE BLOOD! OH, THE HUMANITY!

i lied that i had a headache to get out of class. all that happened was:
1) the school called my mom
2) my mom couldn't take off work
3) mom called my dad
4) my dad left his office and went to his house to pick up headache medicine
5) my dad drove to my school and watched me take medicine for a headache i was not experiencing. and he left me there. :(

i think the poster got confused. I’m pretty sure the police officers pulling the girl out of the classroom for punching someone in the face were getting the applause.

in case you can’t read the text:
“She does not look disgusted, so it’s not good training.”

yes, fun fact, african sperm is as dark as the color of their skin. that’s why asian jizz is yellow. true story. %100$ true. would i ever lie to you guys?

What the hell is that blimp doing?