not my fault if you can’t english

Oh dear, one person can’t quote another one? Didn’t know that was illegal.

that’s true

color*
truck*
trunk*
chips*
it’s not very difficult, you english weirdoes

what if people apply to receive the puppies they want, but the guy doesn't know about this. so he sends one away and it goes to a little poor girl who desperately needs a friend. then when he feels guilty about the whole thing they show him a video of all the puppies playing with their new owners and he's with his puppy and he's like "aww, you guys!"

does that mean the wife had a miscarriage and is going to pass out while they climb up a hill together?

i dunno. In a perfect world, my suggestion could be the case :(

yeah, what if you’re too poor to move out?

i was being sarcastic. hence the Zooey Deschanel/Katy Perry thing

that’s a lot of freedoms

yep, it’s completely offensive to say that the cop looks like Carlton, a beloved character on a popular TV show.
by the way, it’s offensive to say that Zooey Deschanel looks like Katy Perry, you racist racism doing racist!

the mom in this fake story

Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.

how come you didn't make the joke then?

no one had a reason to come back tho

yes, how dare a woman in a relationship make a joke about her boyfriend/husband.
"ha, your glasses are crooked a little bit!"
"you don't deserve me, i'm divorcing you and taking the kids"

*sigh* i literally got downvoted for agreeing with someone, so that's a good demonstration of the level we're on with this post. nothing i said was offensive. maybe "rude" when I said that Tyson didn't get the joke, but nowhere near "offensive" to the point of making young women think they don't have the potential to succeed.
people take jokes too seriously. this kind of joke was hilarious on FS like a month ago. why everyone is suddenly pissed off as if I said that "women don't deserve meaningful jobs in society" or something to that effect is beyond me, but clearly everyone on this post is assuming I did. have fun in your echo chamber because this is just a waste of my time at this point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zjaeq1uOws

In America, she calls him Frank.
Maybe there isn't a name for Hugh in German.

guest, he wrote like 8 sentences. Twitter has a 140-character maximum. It's only fair to judge it as a paragraph instead of 8 individual sentences...

that's what i'm saying. i don't understand how it's such a big deal!