sadman

sadman


a fly pooped in my eye once and it got infected, ever since im half blind

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Its not verified because nobody survived 10 comments
sadman · 1 week ago
Or that just means they have a 100% lethality rate with no survivors to live to tell the tale
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College logic 6 comments
sadman · 2 weeks ago
By doing that youll have someone to blame and remember rather than no one at all
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Suicide joke 2 comments
sadman · 3 weeks ago
If a man kills himself and nobody misses him or notices it, did he ever really live?
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Friendzoning For Dummies 8 comments
sadman · 3 weeks ago
this is cringe, i think u meant to post this on 9geg
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Accurate magazine cover 4 comments
sadman · 5 weeks ago
Youre famous !!
Frienda 7 comments
sadman · 6 weeks ago
Dunno why serosenpai got downvoted, his logic is sound. Shes a bitch for thinking her time is worth any more than theirs
That's him 2 comments
sadman · 18 weeks ago
The last sighted heterosexual man in the year 2047
Cool shirt design 2 comments
sadman · 19 weeks ago
You look like a swimsuit
US is all about the way 34 comments
sadman · 21 weeks ago
Childish
US is all about the way 34 comments
sadman · 21 weeks ago
More like overcompensating for something else... disarmament all the way
Beautiful sky 4 comments
sadman · 21 weeks ago
What a beautiful sky, lets cover half of it with the gas stations roof
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So true for all 9 Gagers 10 comments
sadman · 22 weeks ago
For me its quite the opposite, the more time i spend single the more i convince myself that i need someone in my life
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Tattoo removal 11 comments
sadman · 22 weeks ago
they prolly cut the tattoo out aswell when she had the excess skin/fat removed
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Next time they hungry I’ma give ‘em a Monopoly bill 35 comments
sadman · 22 weeks ago
I'd feel so sad as a parent, seeing your kid rip up the little money you were able to save so he could have fun with friends or w/e
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Next time they hungry I’ma give ‘em a Monopoly bill 35 comments
sadman · 22 weeks ago
what a nasty, spoilt brat; i see a 20 dollar bill in there
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For eating your feet everyday 2 comments
sadman · 23 weeks ago
Nightmare fuel demon shoes
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Left job but still in the group chat 1 comments
sadman · 23 weeks ago
When youre skyping your friend cracking jokes and your fbi agent laughs with
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Phythagoras 2 comments
sadman · 23 weeks ago
You mean the theoretical equation involving the fundamental relation of the three sides in a shape of which exactly one connects to the other at an angle of 90 degrees known as right angle of which in opposite direction is the side known as hypotenuse, in Euclidean geometry
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Gay zone 4 comments
sadman · 23 weeks ago
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That's rape *_* 18 comments
sadman · 24 weeks ago
Yeah, thanks guest no. 2, you cant withdraw consent after you do it, thats fucking retarded
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Santa wrapped them 6 comments
sadman · 24 weeks ago
Not sure if this is in the DC universe but isnt santa a powerful mutant? Like the x-men
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That's rape *_* 18 comments
sadman · 24 weeks ago
Its a trap boys, i recommend voice recording her agreement beforehand just in case she pulls some psycho shit
Abandoned 4 comments
sadman · 24 weeks ago
Obviously a joke you judgemental twat
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Eat fresh 1 comments
sadman · 24 weeks ago
Better safe than sorry
Motocrossing a pond 2 comments
sadman · 24 weeks ago
Dont ruin it for us