Yeah but Kanye is completely and utterly infatuated with Kanye

I don't think that's possible

Get the candles ready
Need the right ambiance

Get a room guys

Sure! Make sure the tea is served in the Royal Weddings celebratory set

Oh bollocks
I just nip back and pop in Waitrose

Top notch

Bunny, please stop

Bunny shush

I've been sent random pics before, usually following a caption along the lines of "you like what you see?" (I did not like the look of what I saw). Then when I said wtf and that I wasn't sending anything back, for some reason, I get called a slag..

Ah, that's fair, don't worry then

Wow, such an important question

I'd appreciate some good wifi too, if you wouldn't mind

Cos I got me for life