Sassy

sassypotter


I solemnly swear imma fuck some shit up

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Literally me 30 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Basically every group chat I'm in atm
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I'm on drugs
But it doesn't affect this joke
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I've impressed you huh?
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Probably for the best, he's a ho
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Subtle
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
1)I'd love for you to Slytherin
2)I'd let you see my Chamber of Secrets
3)I may not be Luna but I sure can Lovegood
4)You're not Neville but I long for your bottom
5)Do you play quidditch? Because you're a keeper
6)You don't need to use aguamenti to make me wet
7)If I looked in the Mirror of Erised, I'd see you and I
8)I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I'm about to get lucky
9)Is there a boggart in your trousers? Because your arse is riddikulus
10)You don't need Lumos to turn me on
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I get (sham)rock hard when I see you
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
And your sticks
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Every day we stray further from the Lord 25 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Oh me oh my
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Every guy should know this 13 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Roll it over a few times and you should be fine
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Every guy should know this 13 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Actually it looks good on a lot of body shapes, it makes everyone look mature and put together
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He's a credit card 4 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Found my next Halloween costume
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The Linda squad 6 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Linda needed the nugs
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The Linda squad 6 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Linda let us down
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Sorry FS, I'm feeling frisky today 11 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Lemme smash
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Sorry FS, I'm feeling frisky today 11 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
But he has stick
Bitches love sticks
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The future is here and it's full of doggos 6 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Haha suckerrr
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The future is here and it's full of doggos 6 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Your basement is definitely full of em
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Pup-napper
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Girl cheated on boyfriend 34 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
You'll end up on Jeremy Kyle instead
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I definitely feel threatened 5 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Eh, I'll see how it goes
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That puppy looks sick 14 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Florida Man comes from there, so I doubt that
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That puppy looks sick 14 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Fuckin Florida
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Mine is an entire wall full of shoes 21 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Weirdest thing in my room is probably a yellow sharps container
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Uh oh 11 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Edgy
It's usually "pls"
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Why won't it bark 9 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Because it should be "know"
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