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sassypotter


I solemnly swear imma fuck some shit up

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The Girl You Like... oh wait 7 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Ehehe
I guess mini fridges aren't the only thing I steal
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The Girl You Like... oh wait 7 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Even better is twincest
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I can't bear to watch this 9 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Idk
But good effort
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I can't bear to watch this 9 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
I don't think that's how you're supposed to make out
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I can't bear to watch this 9 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
@yukihaki keep your mouth to yourself
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The short story of a dog almost eating a corn fritter 5 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Why must you hurt me like this?
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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
It wasn't even a joke tho, it was a statement
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Disney Princess Daily: Cinderella 22 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Cake, keep it in your pants
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scottish twitter part 2 9 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago 1
What a good boy 2 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago 1
Important sex ed questions 32 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Yo I'm not creeped out, it just wasn't very smooth
Better luck next time dude
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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
That isn't gonna happen Hunni, thanks for the interest tho x
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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Apparently semen makes your skin glow? Someone please confirm
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Wow, fuck, you sure know what to say
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Looks like I was Scottish in my past life. 5 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Ya fuckin reprobate
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anybody want any long pig? 8 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
"Apopolypse"
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Looks like I was Scottish in my past life. 5 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Ya fucking weapons
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scottish twitter 7 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Along with "Ya fucking weapon"
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Me right now. 11 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Wow there's no knee-d to cut your leg off
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Slim Fit Jeans vs Skinny Jeans 19 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Squelch squelch
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This made my day for some reason 7 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Not gonna lie, I've done this with my yellow labs when I was in hospital before
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Slim Fit Jeans vs Skinny Jeans 19 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
Squish squish
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Slim Fit Jeans vs Skinny Jeans 19 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
And preferably with no jizz
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What's the worst thing you've accidentally texted to your crush? 15 comments
sassypotter · 7 years ago
"You need to buy some nappies"
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