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I need to go there 6 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Looks like $5,000. Or about 1 Bitcoin if you don't want it traceable.
Slinkys salesman with some serious skill 5 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Can we just go ahead and recognize "being Asian" as a superpower?
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This laptop from 1995 has a unique way of closing 2 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Those were a little later than 95 as I remember but they were such a bad idea.
Who am I? What am I? 4 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Looks like he squanched too many squanches.
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Not like Death 2 2 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Oh, there is, but most girls only try it once.
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Any volunteers? 12 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Guess she's not making it onto #teamvirgin
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Bitcoins struggle 8 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Oh, and @sir_spiderman, Bitcoin isn't 10 years old but if you had $5 worth of it from when it was first ever spent on something tangible it would be worth $9.5mil right now.
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Bitcoins struggle 8 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Bitcoin is a giant financial ledger. It's essentially a table of how many bitcoins there are who owns them and who has used them. In order to own a Bitcoin you just need a private key which is a string of letters and numbers, it will allow you to transfer the bitcoins attached to that key wherever. My private key is written down and stored in a safe. If I die my heirs only need to create a Bitcoin "wallet" however they choose (such as a web site that has them) and type that key in. They will then have control of all the Bitcoin I own.
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Woman receives ticket for illegally wearing a bikini on a beach. (Italy, circa 1957) 6 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Sure that isn't his phone number?
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You fools! 19 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Don't look at it! You'll get eye cancer!
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How old is your child? 8 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
The burden of determining whether someone is a parent is on the person answering the question? Overall the shorter the length of time the more precise the time measurement. When someone says 4-6 weeks for delivery should that actually be 1 to 1.5 months? Or .07 to .11 years? Despite the timeframe crossing the line between measurements weeks are still appropriately precise.
Woman Removes Six Ribs To Look Like Wonder Woman 34 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
I don't think people can have it both ways. You can't defend people's right to express themselves and then claim mental illness when they don't agree with the expression. Doctors of different cultures have different standards of what they think is healthy so I don't think you can paint them with one big stroke either.
Woman Removes Six Ribs To Look Like Wonder Woman 34 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
She's an adult and is very likely giving informed consent. Body modifications are all dangerous to one degree or another.
Woman Removes Six Ribs To Look Like Wonder Woman 34 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
She's not harming anyone. Let her be happy. Switch out "removed six ribs" with got 50 tattoos or 100 body piercings and no one would be willing to call her disgusting...
You fools! 19 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
The top left one is called a popcorn ceiling and if the house was built before the mid 1980s in the US it most likely contains asbestos.
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How old is your child? 8 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
I don't understand the issue people have with using months for age at that point. Months are appropriate when the developmental progress is that rapid. That's why we have terms like infant, toddler, pre-schooler, etc for the first decade then only tween (recently) and teen for the second and then it's just goes by decade such as 30s and 40s after that.
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How to get your girlfriend naked 10 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Don't fry naked.
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Yes! 45 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
That's why I never say "all girls are beautiful."
Make a wish! 9 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
What are they called?
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Anon enjoys music....a lot... 3 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Do people seriously do this stuff? I was a typical teen boy and gave myself more than my share of helping hands but this would have never occurred to me.
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CNN at his finest 73 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
There is a term for denying access to one specific news outlet that is reasonably on the level of the others because you don't like what they have to say.
CNN at his finest 73 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
It's a very nice sketch.
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It's Perfectly Timed 4 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Why do the scientists keep making such things?
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Willing to put his baby at risk just for likes 13 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
Did he get the likes?
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Still going after 24 years 13 comments
scatmandingo · 6 years ago
For the record, I have not aged nearly as well in the last 10 years, let alone 24.
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