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My jaw dropped 10 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
That was the bio müsli. Try the regular one next time Veronica.
Cat apocalypse 12 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
A renegade God of Chaos. The God of those who don't believe in the concept of divinity. Needless to say, Necoho has very, very few followers, but he likes it this way.
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The ultimate card 10 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Yeah, the opposite player will have to discard four cards to have a correct hand, but he will probably discard the most useless cards and keep the good ones for later. Basically, he will have 4 turns of advance on you. If he has a good deck, you will never catch up with him.
Cat apocalypse 12 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Yep, Nurgle is really the caring, genial God that you describe. But the troll in me makes me a Necoho follower at heart.
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Cat apocalypse 12 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Nurgle, Tzeentch, Khorne, Slaanesh.
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The ultimate card 10 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
The funny thing here is that if you force your opponent to draw four cards in a Yu-Gi-Oh! match, YOU will probably lose. It's even more cheated that Ancestral Recall (for you Magic The Gathering players).
Thug life has chosen 13 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Three dots are always arranged as a triangle, unless they're aligned (but technically, they'd still be arranged as a triangle).
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I just...Have no words 9 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Meet Black Keenan Cahill.
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The amazing journey of the one-footed amputee duck 11 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Well keep us updated. I want a pic of this duck walking with this replacement.
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Rutherford B. Heeeyyyyyyyyyyy 17 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Born to early to become a movie star or a folk singer... President of the USA is not that bad as a third best option I guess.
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Animal sounds 17 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
It's not enough to be better than the worst.
Animal sounds 17 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
How to absolutely ruin the musical reputation of a country in just one song. So many great Norwegian artists, and the biggest international breakthrough since Take On Me goes to Ylvis? Not fair.
Something's not right here 1 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
There is a killer among us...
What will you do? 6 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Since you need to be Usain Bolt or Flash Gordon to choose either A or B with slight chance of success, I think I would choose C. At least I'd have a good pic.
Morbid thinking 12 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Am I the only one here who sees pregnant women like baby bombs that could blow out at any frekking time? And I'm just like "better go away lad, you don't want to be around when it will happen".
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Liking people 6 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
That's not false.
This is her significant otter 11 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
That's right folks, give your pet otter a freshly cut off head and he will be happy as fuck. "Yisssssssss, all mine".
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Lifting logs 8 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Volleyball, baseball, dodgeball... everything is funnier with logs replacing balls.
A new type of music to trigger dreams 19 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
I have a playlist on my MP3 that does exactly that, and I'm pretty sure that there are no "Binaural Beats" in it.
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This wooden cabinet was intricately carved to look like a digital glitch 14 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
I need another picture taken from a different angle to validate that.
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The best argument for reading books 12 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Detachment. So much feels in this movie.
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If Super Mario was realistic 5 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
It would be called Plumbery Tycoon, and boring as hell.
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The true main character of DBZ 4 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
True, but only one ever had a mustache. A MUSTACHE!
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Where's the white flag? 4 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Don't laugh. Wounds inflicted by this never heal. One stab and you are as good as dead.
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J.R.R. Tolkien and c.S. Lewis 6 comments
schattra · 10 years ago
Gandalf "no I won't call the Eagles, it would be too easy" and Aslan "let those peasants be oppressed and slaughtered for over a millenium before I return to put things in order"... The scumbag twins.