the extra mass required is taken from or added to you in random places.

Only against yourself and always negatively.

But you always miscalculate the elevation.

Which would mean the Daughter's name is Drunk.

It was more than one article, I was taught this in my science class at the time. Note I am not denying climate change, just that science's "truths" change as new discoveries are found. I was taught that the carbon would cause less sunlight entering the lower atmosphere and would cause an ice age. so it was more than one article.

MythBusters did it on a large scale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9bpUfWy8Wg

They boiled the water in the glass, replacing the air with steam. Then put the can on top making a seal. As the water cooled and the water vapor returned to liquid a vacuum was created and the can was literally pushed into the glass container by the atmospheric pressure.

No body said it was easy, do the work, your parents are. If you are not paying rent to your parents then they own the house it is theirs, not yours. If it is that important to you to live as you want you will find a way. Work two jobs, live in an apartment with friends/roommates to split the cost. It is what we had to do. I worked two jobs and had roommates so I could get out of my parents house. It is called sacrifice. As I said there is no such thing as free rent, in either manner the child will need to sacrifice. whether it is to obey the rules of their parent's house, or work more than they would like. It is possible, My three older children did it without my help. They are all living in different qualities of apartments depending on where they choose to divide their time between work and play.

The problem is morals are arbitrary based on the belief systems that created the initial laws. In the US and many other countries it is illegal and in general believed to be contrary to moral living to wed a 12-14 year old. But in other countries it is considered okay and even expected. Why? because those laws were initially based in religious beliefs and have become the "moral" center of the people. Most western morals come from the christian faith. As society grows these morals are shifting, based on the beliefs of others, whether different religious beliefs or the belief that this is okay but the other is not. Who is to say that my beliefs are wrong and yours are not, that my moral guide book is wrong and your is not? We all have opinions about what is right and just and moral and they are different and that is okay. What is not okay is for me to force you to live by my morals or for you to force me to live by yours if those actions do not affect the others rights or liberty