Oh, Andrade "Cien" Almas. You arrogant little piece of shit. Gotta love it!

Is... is that Rio Rule 34? Just... just... *confused stammering*

I remember when floppy disks were actually floppy. I feel so old.

@title Clearly, you've never seen the 80's He-Man cartoon. The amount of homoerotic subtext in that show is remarkable, even if completely unintentional.

Not sure about "wine drunk" being different, but wine *hangovers* are the absolute worst.

The instantaneous look of regret on his face! Hilarious!

As a guy who has been a pretty solid baritone whose voice has been getting to be more and more of a tenor over the years, this speaks to me.

Why aren't you giving the little sweetheart a treat, you monster!?

Kid is grounded, and now gets to do chores for *no* allowance for the foreseeable future, since he obviously doesn't want the money.

People need to remember their Scripture: "Do not put the Lord your God to the test."

How the hell is a company that close to bankruptcy even considering hiring?

Welp, looks like I have a new gin of choice.

What I find amazing about the situation in Hawaii right now is how laid back all the residents are about it. Like, there is lava coming out of the ground in the middle of suburban neighborhoods, and they're like "Ah, no big deal. That's just how life goes."