For me, with what was said, I picture a very flamboyant male barista.

See the last part of the post. If you are that paranoid, you shouldn't be in a relationship.

Also accurate.

That is Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Generally, rallies are to support something positive, while protests are to, well, protest something negative.
Unless of course that was a joke set up, at which point I apologize for utterly ruining the joke, lol.

Hey, don't judge. Maybe that's a little inside game they play with one another.

Pregart

Honestly, we might be better off.

As of now, the national unemployment rate is at 14.7 percent. Oof.

As is Superman.