I doubt this story's credibility as there was another one exactly like this except not while she was sleeping

Oh please, who needs to get married?

Happened to my once at uni. My friend forgot to the put the handle on and we left the room... At 2am. I was stuck outside my door but she kicked the door hard to get rid of the other handle and I used a knife to twist the thing that turns the door

@b_bunny in case you wondered

@b_bunny my whole life

Not
That
Hot

It would have been funnier if it were in Wales

Most of the strippers I've known were in relationships

Pronounced 'yend-ZHEY-chick'

But is he in the doghouse?

Ah, the old Twitter format

@b_bunny

He said girly not gay, so he's concerned about his masculinity not his sexuality

Noisy*