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Hitception 2 comments
shnerfy · 23 hours ago
Hitler joke... too soon?
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Our reality today 11 comments
shnerfy · 1 day ago
Booyah! Capitalism baby!
That's Actually A Good Reason For Speeding 5 comments
shnerfy · 4 days ago
That's not a valid excuse. Find a toilet you lazy, self-promoting, bumper sticker having idiot. You have a disease? no problem! But using that as an excuse to put other people's lives at risk, full retard.
A life long question 8 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
I'd like to see a photo of a girl intentionally dressing fatter, i.e. as an egg.
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Just pippin thinking 5 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
Fun fact, eventually I will be able to piece together entire movies with still frame quotes randomly posted on sites.
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Straw holders 5 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
Why yes, yes you are the only person to not know this tidbit that has been floating around the internet for several years. Welcome to the room of knowledge called "no one cares about this."
The truth was spoken 11 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
Now we have genetic names?
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Patience 13 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
after all, there is only hope if people find you attractive...
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Kurt pls 7 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
Kurt?
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I was born in the wrong age 5 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
no, someone understands it but has made a deliberate choice to post it anyway in an attempt to appear "clever."
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Let's Tie The Knot 3 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
It would be awesome if the knot tied around a divorce attorney's card.
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War. War never changes 2 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
Shooting straight for Godwin's Law on this one.
Oddest mashup, but i love it 3 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
I liked this one better... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPtJt4A7iOA
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I love the internet 21 comments
shnerfy · 5 weeks ago
Copywrite; Who's Line is it Anyway. Booyah! Am I right? Oh, sorry, guess I didn't get the premise.
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Apparently guys do it too 8 comments
shnerfy · 6 weeks ago
Want to bet there's a dress code that says khaki pants or shorts and a polo?
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Rip paul walker 7 comments
shnerfy · 6 weeks ago
Rich people don't run tabs... part of how they got rich. I'm willing to bet the story should read "paul walker gave his credit card (with 0% interest when paid in full, which he promptly payed the next day, then submitted the receipt to his tax attorney as a charitable donation) to the manager..."
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Rip paul walker 7 comments
shnerfy · 6 weeks ago
who runs a tab at a jewelry store...
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Organ donations 6 comments
shnerfy · 15 weeks ago
GFCI is why you don't hear about the ol' "toaster in the bathtub" routine anymore.
A moment of silence 16 comments
shnerfy · 15 weeks ago
funny story! We have no idea (based on this post) as to why he dumped her. If the truth came out that he dumped her because she was too fat/liberal/vegan/whatever is trending, everything would flip-flop and he would be to blame. Plus xbox is crap.... :)
For all the girls (me in corner holding craming stomach) 10 comments
shnerfy · 15 weeks ago
I always hate my craming stomach....
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He got tired of this shit 2 comments
shnerfy · 15 weeks ago
I get the tangled head phone thing, but that's just lazy.
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He's so considerate 13 comments
shnerfy · 15 weeks ago
so who the f is cole sprouts?
Organ donations 6 comments
shnerfy · 16 weeks ago
Not saying they're not stupid, but if there is a GFCI out there they may be on to something. Who doesn't like to cook while swimming.
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Ah the teacher 7 comments
shnerfy · 17 weeks ago
hasn't stopped teachers lately...
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Robot gets a job 5 comments
shnerfy · 17 weeks ago
welcome to the fun exciting world of "work."
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