Shnerfy

shnerfy


just here for a piece of chicken or two

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Giggle 5 comments
shnerfy · 5 days ago
what's worse is someone wondering why the casing won't eject every shot....
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Works every time! 6 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
ask if she will help clean your walls, because it is clearly not happening now.
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Burn 2 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
maybe the 11th post will do it. No? 14th?
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Veganism causes autism 28 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
if organic food caused autism 1000 years ago everyone would be autistic.
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Cows have feelings 13 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
In all seriousness, are there any studies showing that cows understand the concept of clothing, and therefor are indeed less stressed? Or are modern clamp-hose cages doing perfectly fine to ensure that my cheerio's are ready to go in the morning?
Think about it! 62 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
BAM! THANK YOU! Skip to the ending of this argument.......The majority of the electoral college says Trump is the best person for the presidency of the United States of America. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
Worst shop name ever 2 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
Could have been "sorry, we're clothed"
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My friend sends me random shit 45.0 - Now we can call her queen bee 10 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
lorde on the right lookin' like lesbian big bang theory sheldon.
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It's never ogre. 10 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
I got stuck in an argument today about 'who would win in a fight, a polar bear or a great white shark. 2 hours of arguments about probabilities, stipulations (in the water or on ground), gills and claws and all that crap, and now this.... I love people. This takes the cake. Can't wait to share this tomorrow.
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Blanket forts 9 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
that cat doesn't care
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Every company needs this!!! 6 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
It's like an HR dream come true. Paperwork and lawsuits.
U homo? 5 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
rainbow road; also not heaven
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Is this true 8 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
Then the overwhelming majority of people said "who cares" and went back to surfing porn and converting youtube to mp3 to avoid paying for music, thus keeping the status quo.
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Streets being painted in L.A 16 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
really? no joke yet about whites and coolness? What has this site become.
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Does anyone enjoy growing up? 6 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
Weird association happening right now..... something about sorta sexy crying...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw
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What can I experience for free? 1 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
Nigga sit down. Be humble
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) August 25, 2017
Michael Jackson gliding like a robot across the stage 8 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
whatever it takes to detain, sorry, retain your childhood.
Cows have feelings 13 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
Holy crap, just noticed the creeper kid perving behind the bucket (sorry, pail, or cistern, whatever.)
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Cows have feelings 13 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
10/10 people went to the other side of the cow and squatted to see what was going on.
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I had salad for dinner 3 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
reminds me of a post about a comedian had about a salad, with a lot of tomatoes. tomatoes and cheese. a pizza. ate a pizza.
Comedian anyone?
Think about it! 62 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
Or! Flip flop the whole thing and it is still true! Truth doesn't become a lie, right doesn't become wrong... etc, only because it is no longer believed by the majority. Damn I love logic.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned 12 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
Awesome. Best pranks are massively annoying but don't cause any damage or pain.
-cue someone who breaks down some chemical sticky substance on the pad.
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Not everyone is happy with FaceID 13 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
I believe all people have the right to hate apple.
That can last 3 days! 5 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
yeah, but they are burger king nuggets.... should have stolen napkins, at least get your money's worth.
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Horrible when drunk 13 comments
shnerfy · 4 weeks ago
a ladder hooks on that bar.
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