Shnerfy

shnerfy


just here for a piece of chicken or two

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Shots fired. 36 comments
shnerfy · 5 days ago
Cats didn't vote for obama. Racist little f*ckwads.
Maths tho 3 comments
shnerfy · 5 days ago
oh, you would think so.
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He needs some Wolf Cola to wash it down 6 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
so just - fake it / make it up - in an attempt to be clever! That's the way we roll!
Good question 18 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
you can't ask that, it goes against all liberal policy.
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Traumatized dog 3 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
that dog looks like it would rather be somewhere else.
Low self-esteem is good business 13 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
The sentiment is right on, imagine if people learned to be content.
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Watching The Little People and the wife 5 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
we are all going to ignore "buy a nanny?" Ok...
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That can't feel good 6 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
what the hell are you asking a nurse for help doing that the response is a hand up the ass
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Damn son 11 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
am i old? george carlin had a whole bit about this. weed doesn't make you clever, it makes you steal jokes.
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Baby 9 comments
shnerfy · 1 week ago
trailer park 101. yeah, i said it.
Accurate description on how the world works 8 comments
shnerfy · 2 weeks ago
"people" apparently don't understand capitalism. People want wifi? People get free wifi to stay at/ buy/ rent whatever. People NEED water? $2.
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Barack my friend 11 comments
shnerfy · 2 weeks ago
I would like this guys definition of "everyone"
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Good salesman 7 comments
shnerfy · 2 weeks ago
that's not an ak. if you're going to make a statement, get your facts in order.
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Hmmm... 16 comments
shnerfy · 2 weeks ago
sorry, "yall"
Hmmm... 16 comments
shnerfy · 2 weeks ago
a) foreign language - 2 yrs max for most
b) subject is most likely learned for a grade, not for a skill. Learning (pick a language) has nothing to do with daily life, it is merely a prerequisite for graduation and/or college.
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I wish philosopher was still a prestigious career choice 7 comments
shnerfy · 2 weeks ago
correct! It just means that it is common knowledge.
commence arguments about common knowledge and common practice.
begin
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For those shy or embarassed to do things 4 comments
shnerfy · 2 weeks ago
wasn't there a recent meme about good old terminator arnold smacking some kid down for badmouthing the special olympics? I could have sworn that he said something about 'keep doing what you're doing and no one will remember you'.
Sometimes caring about what others think isn't a bad way to go.
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"It's no biggie" 7 comments
shnerfy · 2 weeks ago
doesn't matter, creativedragonbaby is still not that bright
Brother is always there for her 21 comments
shnerfy · 2 weeks ago
because mocking fads that will soon go away is quite amusing.
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"It's no biggie" 7 comments
shnerfy · 2 weeks ago
yes. This is absolutely a real person. Speaking of which, I have some ocean front property to sell you...
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Jokes 12 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
ITS A JOKE.
Jesus.
Just get a coat hanger...
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I forgot I made this and I found it while looking through photos 2 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
how much exactly is a hitler-monkey haircut?
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Her personal guardian 5 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
how about move out of the basement...
I give up 7 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
racist
Perfect girl doesn't ex 3 comments
shnerfy · 3 weeks ago
doesn't matter, isn't true. Tinder is about being 'clever' and not about honesty.
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