What the hell is the solid chunk in the drawer?

A girl at her work was named Carl?

I can’t even touch my toes...

Well, virgins always make the best sacrifices

I carry a box of tissues to dry my tears

* oh noose

At least he won't ever have to buy alcohol

‘you will bleed to die’

Shaign desdes

Yeah, school isn’t my... forte

Negative reinforcement only makes the kid hate the parents and only makes them want to disobey more. Or at least, that’s how I was.

Honestly, most vegans aren’t like this. But, I don’t think you should force your opinions onto your child anyways.

It’s sea glass

Because it's her choice and if you're in a relationship, you should care about her and respect that?

... and then somebody runs off with it

Apparently the dad isn’t so clever either. It’s “you’re” not “your.”

Genuine question here: isn’t gender dysphoria seen as a mental disorder? Not that there’s anything wrong with it, though.

Do the backgrounds bug anyone else?

If you squint, the lines look less crooked

“I like shorts, they’re comfy and easy to wear!”

Just making one is a lifetime's supply

He toot the floot