Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 17 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through sixth form.

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Some 1pm feels 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 1 hour ago
Probably ran out of comments
Probably some of the dumbest complaints ever 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 1 hour ago
These can't be real. People can't be that stupid
*x files them song* 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 1 hour ago
They're holding it up by standing close together?
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Scumbag teeth 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 1 hour ago
Well, people don't tend to eat when they're dead. That helps a bit
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The Biblical flood never happened 17 comments
sincere_milkshake · 1 hour ago
Noah is warned of the coming flood and told to construct the ark. God spells out to Noah the dimensions of the vessel: 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height (450 × 75 × 45 ft or 137 × 22.9 × 13.7 m).
The ark was massive
Fellas 37 comments
sincere_milkshake · 1 hour ago
Bare in mind I wrote that at two in the morning.
Fellas 37 comments
sincere_milkshake · 9 hours ago
K. It'll be fun
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Kiss cam 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 11 hours ago
Ffs, not again....
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Never losing my remote again 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 12 hours ago
Apple TV remotes are ridiculously tiny.
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Girls be like 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 12 hours ago
Speak for yourself
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Goddammit grandma 38 comments
sincere_milkshake · 12 hours ago
Aww, grandma is trying to stay current
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Would you rather? 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 12 hours ago
Poop flavoured ice cream.
Poop can be any flavour, but it's still poop at the end of the day
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When you want people to notice your new hairdo, but not to touch you. 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 12 hours ago
Is that blood on her shoulders?
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In Russia we have scary bridges 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 13 hours ago
In the Caribbean, they have roads that are built on steep cliffs. It's terrifying to drive on.
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The Biblical flood never happened 17 comments
sincere_milkshake · 13 hours ago
Do you mean Noah? Jonah is the one that got swallowed by the whale.
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Wouldn't argue with that face! 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 14 hours ago
Ummmmm
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The Biblical flood never happened 17 comments
sincere_milkshake · 14 hours ago
You know most things in the bible aren't literal?
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Fellas 37 comments
sincere_milkshake · 15 hours ago
Why am I such a slut. I need help
Fellas 37 comments
sincere_milkshake · 16 hours ago
Exactly my point. Everyone else can share their preferences, but god forbid I tell famousone my numbers.
What a whore I am for doing that.
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Fellas 37 comments
sincere_milkshake · 16 hours ago
I am relaxed though? You're the one losing your shit.
And for confirmation, I'm not in high school
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Fellas 37 comments
sincere_milkshake · 16 hours ago
Ummmmm, I'm not butthurt. I'm just wondering why you felt the need to give your opinion where it wasn't asked for.
And this was hours ago, I don't care.
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Who remembers? 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 1 day ago
Wasn't it called worms?
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Who remembers? 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 1 day ago
I never really understood how this game worked
whom'st 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 1 day ago
Why don't you learn how to use the reply button?
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Fellas 37 comments
sincere_milkshake · 1 day ago
Guest, I'm not even going to bother with you. You have a problem with me, but you're too cowardly to make an account and say these things.
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