I thought it was Death, Famine, War and then Pestilence?

Don't forget Allie in The Notebook

I like remembering it this way because
a for action = affect
e for end result = effect
And the letters match so it's easier to remember.

Thank you science person

I live in America so I go to Ilvermorny anD IT'S BETTER THAN BEING STUCK IN NON MAGICAL EDUCATION

I've been told my eyes promise murder :)

My EVENING'S in danger!

Uh uh, don't you think about running off to do no darin' do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!!

That's the intent.

Do you got the booty?

Why do you need to know?

I, uh, put it away!