It looks so fucking fluffy oh my god I want to pet it

I relate

First of all how dare you

It's also true you don't need marriage to be monogamous and have a family. You can be faithful to one person and have kids with them and be perfectly content without needing a ceremony or an expensive ring or a piece of paper. If those are what you want, good on you and go for it. If not, that's perfectly okay. Just do what makes you happy and don't worry about what everyone else says will make you happy.

Anatomy and Physiology: If that's what you're into, just don't be a Hannibal Lecter

Do what you must, for I have already won

Every body clap your hands

I'd like to tack on that if you wear socks to bed then you'll wake up wearing only 1

I mean I react the same when I see images of myself.

once they started arguing I just got more and more confused

Hes not wrong.

You dense motherfuckers

Fucking damn have you no morals

Can we make that last reaction a meme