Babies are fed with bobs

She died and turned into seafoam didn't she?

I'm a fan of pet and doll more than my actual name

Kiss my grits is a polite way to say kiss my ass and I love it

This is delightful

I don't have a penis tho

Sweet dreams are made of memes, who am I to disagree?

*whisper* Hey kid, wanna buy some ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ding?

flying long distances is probably exhausting maybe it needs a rest don't be so goddamn judgmental

Boobs are life. And apparently boobs are also afterlife.

All members of the House of Commons have perfect self-command

I have something just like this except it's a cat. I named it Peaches.

r3kt

Or maybe your life should revolve around what you want and not what other people think you should have?

Me trying to keep my fragile mental health together