Is that other guy supposed to be Captain America??

bless you

that's
my
JAM, HOT DAMN

bless this, couldn't be truer

About 80% of the bed space as well in my experience. One of the few perks of being single. Everything is 100% mine.

WHERE'S MY INCREDIBLES 2

Affect is an Action
Effect is the End result
That's the way I learned it, anyhow

Kitty be killin' it

@ title thank you for explaining what TIL meant

You found the Charmin bears' hideout

took me a moment. r.i.p. that guy's confidence

[confused boner]

a.k.a. Romeo and Juliet with lions

I WAS GEARED UP TO BE SO SAD BUT THEN Y'ALL MADE ME NOSE EXHALE SO HARD

Me, a bisexual: I will accept both

c o z e

I sang it

Hit my head falling down the stairs, got a concussion and six stitches above my eye