Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
A successful night of stealing... I mean collecting memes 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 days ago
Everything is a repost
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You've gotta be kidding me 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
I can assure you that that position is great for playing but maybe the kids should wait a few years before doing such things in public of all places.

Kids don't have an idea of sexual stuff, so they do random stuff that we interpret as sexual even though it's completely innocent. It takes a careful approach to avoid making them ashamed of such things while still instilling the idea that you shouldn't let others touch certain areas.
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Anime character 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
Such luxurious invisible hair
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Ask yourself that question 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
And wear a pushup bra
Warrior for the Childfree Life 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
You mean amazing
It's not fair 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
I'll take a glass of ice minus the cold
Snuggle? (Prefer it over cuddle tbh) tag your babe 136 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
Yea, autocorrect denies our love
Moses 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
Which set? God made two "identical" sets of commandments that are nearly completely different. Only the second one is ever called the ten commandments and it tells you to sacrifice your firstborn and to not boil goats in their mother's milk.
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Chernobyl tree rings , before and after the accident 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
Contrary to dystopian movies, radioactive areas like Chernobyl are actually filled with life. The radiation isn't really a threat even to humans in 99% of all areas, but humans still don't go near it which is allowing the wildlife to flourish. The only risk of the low levels of radiation is an increase in cancer which is so rare that it barely affects the short lifespan of the animals.
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You hadn't thought of that, have you? 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
Contrary to the popular, uneducated opinion, the United States is a secular nation.
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Snuggle? (Prefer it over cuddle tbh) tag your babe 136 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
@grim reaper I'm the blue one ofc
Warrior for the Childfree Life 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 days ago
The age of a post has no effect on whether or not discussion may be had.
Warrior for the Childfree Life 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
Because if his decision doesn't involve anyone else then it is impossible for it to be selfish.
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Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
I suppose the first thing is determining the type of person he is and who you are to him. I actually like flower language and will definitely be the type to see what each flower means even if you didn't think about it as I'm just curious. I would avoid going for a dozen roses simply because it's so common that it may negate some of the meaning.

Overall, I don't think the type of flowers matter as much as just giving them.

I personally like Morning Glory and the Lotus Flower as I like the color blue/violet.
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
Oh gee, @guest, I'm so glad your five minutes of knowing me is superior to that of two different therapists who studied for years to be able to diagnose me as having ASPD that would have been classified as sociopathy were it still a medical term.
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
Sociopaths aren't psychopaths.

I have never advocated for pedophilia. I am completely against it. I do advocate for equality and therapeutic help for those who are pedophiles as they have no control over those sexual desires. Punishing someone for having desires is completely immoral. Unless a pedophile actually molests a child, they should be treated with the same respect as any other human.

Yes
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Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
I have never molested anyone, I haven't had a chance to take a horse cock, the closest to family fucking was being friends with my ex's sister, I don't believe I've ever used that as an excuse as I'm not a psychopath, I don't shit bricks, and I have been known to use a fuckstick in my time.
Who's the boss now 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
A fairytale
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
I don't think it is. Nobody except my sister has ever noticed without me telling them even if I was sitting right next to them. The only easily visible part is my mascara when I wear it occasionally and even then you have to be looking for it.
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
Oh, to my dearest's disappointment, I'm not a drag queen. Drag queens purposefully do their makeup extreme while mine is subtle.
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
Oh, I do that all the time. I've been wanting to be fucked in the ass by a monster cock for some time now.
Its hard being a trains man 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
You think, therefore you are.
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 1 week ago
Incorrect