Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
You're a Timelord?
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Did you expect anything else?
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
You're the idiot who brought the topic up on a meme site where there is a 100% chance of it being turned into a joke.
Its hard being a trains man 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Go to Discord with the rest of us
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Even better
Ho chi mihn 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Use your big boy grammar
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
I don't have anything against a threesome if that's what you're asking.
Ho chi mihn 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
I think you're the high one. Tell you what, go grab all the weapons and armor you want. Tell me how well you'd survive an air strike. You wouldn't even have enough time to run out of your very limited supply of ammo.
Warrior for the Childfree Life 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Wrong question. It's "Who is he disregarding, and who is involved?" Unless both have at least one person, within reason, he is not being selfish.
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Can't see me 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Genetics, parents, social status, geographic location, surviving sickness, financial security, etc...
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Romania 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
How abusive and horrible
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
The people who disliked my comment are 1) Upset males who are questioning their masculinity or 2) Grimreaper. Grim and I are kinda dating.
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Just a couple of straight dudes 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
I got A $2 bill that describes its journey through various strippers and waffle houses before making its way to me.
Just a couple of straight dudes 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
I recently learned that there is a "Straight Guys" category on the gay section of pornhub. Not sure why I'm saying this, but I find it hilarious.
Roma today 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
It also helps that those old roads don't have ten ton trucks driving over them.
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Stan did nothing wrong 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
You guys are laughing, but if you read the Bible then this is pretty much what happened.
God: *kills billions of innocents(The Flood), condones slavery (Exodus 21), creates evil (Isaiah 45:7), and encourages/commanding rape (probably child rape; Numbers 31:18)*

Satan: *doesn't do anything really evil in the entire book outside of killing 8 people with God's permission*

Also, for those who are going to comment about Adam and Eve, Satan is never mentioned in the entire Bible in connection with the Serpent in the garden. The Serpent was just a normal snake with the exception of the supernatural ability to talk.
Karma comes around 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
You forgot the story about where the boy dies and a completely different person saves her husband from drowning.
Loop holes to the purge 14 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
I have some very interesting ideas of what I'd do in a purge. Primarily, going on a camping trip far away from people while that happens. I don't live near any cities, so I can literally just walk out my backyard for a few miles with a tent, food, water, some fire, and a few books. Twenty-four hours isn't something to worry about.
Ho chi mihn 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
A bunch of rice farmers that were given moderate military training and military grade equipment that maybe 0.0001% of the normal population will have and an even lower percentage that can adequately use said equipment.
Ho chi mihn 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
A little known fact, but the military is full of millions of trained professionals each of whom can easily kill a few dozen armed citizens before having even a moderately high dance of injury. That's not considering planes, tanks, riot squads, and the many, many other reasons why any military of one hundred members could easily kill 10,000 armed citizens.
why? 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Is it bad that I actually really love the sound of this song? It is so amazing. The lyrics aren't really negative either outside of saying that Stalin taught them to be good, but ehhh.

Tl;Dr It's a cool song.
why? 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
*plays Soviet anthem*
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs
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Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Guys love getting flowers. They just have issues with showing that they do. It's not really the gift that matters as much as just giving them something. They'll probably have troubles showing it because of how society taught them not to show much, but they do enjoy it.

Source: Kinda a guy (but it's confusing) myself and have talked to guys about this very topic.
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