Yummy 3 comments
sm19
· 5 years ago
he also crönch
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Crows are making fun of humans 12 comments
sm19
· 5 years ago
These crows used to take the cable from the satellite dish and drop it so it would bang against my parents window. Damn crows did it for years until they died.
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Back on the rack 4 comments
sm19
· 5 years ago
This is why they tell you to keep your undergarments on when your try on swimsuits, kids.
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Teeth 7 comments
sm19
· 5 years ago
Competition in my city where a bunch of restaurants come up with a new burger and you go around trying them and vote for your fav one.
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Duh! That's pretty obvious by now 5 comments
What's that like?? 42 comments
sm19
· 5 years ago
Boy my vision is so bad, my optometrist suggested I get bifocals when I was in grade 4... they still suggest it but I'd rather just take my glasses off to read my phone than get them. VIVA LA RESISTANCE.
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Edited 5 years ago
Win 3 comments
sm19
· 5 years ago
I went to get a coffee after waking up from my nap on Friday, and when I got my coffee one of them wrote "smile" on the cup. I'm dead from exams mate can ya not.
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Don't be a anti-vaxxer 2 comments
Festival crowd moving in unison 12 comments
He is a demon 16 comments
Teeth 7 comments
sm19
· 5 years ago
The worst part of getting them out was having Burger Week right around that time, so I couldn't enjoy it.
That'll show her! 5 comments
Ur all gay 4 comments
sm19
· 5 years ago
If they realize you're a chick and you beat them, all of a sudden you're a whore.
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