MEEEEE

Would100% still fall.

Imagine a drunk person trying to walk down this.

I see the cats are starting to bloom this year.

I did not take physics and I don't need it to tell me that THIS IS WITCHCRAFT

Well, he's not wrong.

He IS a stud.

They only figured it out because it was an old episode of CSI he took it from.

My proff in University said at least one person a year will put down "attack helicopter" as a gender on the forms they fill out for the psychology experiments.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

CORRELATION DOESN'T EQUAL CAUSATION YOU WALNUTS. My favourite website for this is called "Spurious Correlations". Enjoy. http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations my favourite is the correlation between Nicholas cage movies and drownings in a pool.

It's almost too pretty to eat.

I NEED TO BOOP THAT BELLY

That's a no from me.

No Spider-man allowed.

*sips tea*

My boss has found me teaching customers how to play a variation of solitaire, eating a giant sandwich to which he said "I have never seen a person take that big of a bite - it was like your jaw was unhinged", and found me trying to write an essay for the next day - he still keeps me employed because I get stuff done when it matters (even though he calls me "barely an employee" from time to time).

Too many things have happened that it would cause a mass panic. Would love to go back to England, but after all the stuff that has happened, I'm a little leery.

I need a "buy it now" button.

You'd think they'd call them and ask if this is for real.

First thought - princess diaries.

Oh I love messing with babies. Like when one parent has a twin and they're like "what the hell".