SM19

sm19


Just a Canadian trying to keep warm in my igloo.

— SM19 Report User
How to tell if you need to cut down to less than 3 cakes a day 6 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
Time to throw up now (dissections bother me).
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Those contractions hurt less. 1 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
If I ever decide to have children, no one is allowed in the room except my partner and the hospital staff. I wouldn't even call my parents until after.
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words 5 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
I just remembered today was 9/11 by seeing this meme.
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b*tch boy 12 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
The rest of my generation got participation trophies and we aren't all shooting up the place when we fail. He had issues.
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cuddle session :3 2 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
YAAAAS I LOVE ME SOME LIL BUB
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It didn't have to end this way 3 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
In University right now I'm in "Religion and the Imagination" and we get to play DND for a week. If I get to be dungeon master, you bet your arse I'll do this.
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Always useful 9 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
Why the downvote? This is terrible this exists. We shouldn't have to be afraid of saying no to guys who ask for our numbers. I hate being afraid. This is a terrible world we live in where these exist because saying no to a guy can mean physical harm.
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Oh Grandma, It was a different time 10 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
@poopun @celticrose marketplace did a segment about the gluten free trend! Very well done! It's about 20 min! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4qGNxQE68
Always useful 9 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
I hate that this exists.
The mailbox at this construction company office 1 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
This is so cute!
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Just another day in the street 15 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
"Believe it or not I'm walking on air! I never thought I could feel so free-e-e! Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not it's just me."
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Time for a new design team 5 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
This beats out the pool floaty that looks like a pad.
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Try it out 12 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
I busted my ass to not have to care about my final exam because a 0% still means an A+ - best of both worlds.
The adventures of florida man have come to an end 19 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
Next time on "Is it a good idea to microwave this?"
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More gold than gold 14 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
Gold 2: The Sequel
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Ever been this starved for interaction 9 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
This older dude always used to be on my bus route since I was in high school. We ended up talking when he noticed me watching Star Trek on my way home and he was amazed that someone my age was watching ToS. It's been seven years and we still talk and go out for coffee once in a while. This other guy (probably i his early 60's) used to be on that same route and I stopped using it for a while and he saw me one time and started talking to me asking about how life was going. I told him about what I was doing in University and he gave me a pep talk about "you're smart, determined, and you can do anything." and it was honestly the sweetest moment. I think about him a lot. And the actual bus driver on that route became friends with me and got me a Star Trek DVD one year for my bday. That bus will always hold so many good memories.
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Maybe you need new friends 2 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
*eye twitch*
For scale 2 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
Banana for scale makes this even better because it's a tiny banana.
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Just when you thought those filters were dead 12 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
University has been a roller coaster.
Slow pitch softball knee injury, over 36 hours 16 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
"slow pitch"
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Plane takes off from a cliff 3 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
That's a no from me.
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Just when you thought those filters were dead 12 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
No this one had us play dungeons and dragons in class for a mark (I'm not joking).
Just when you thought those filters were dead 12 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
Okay I got so confused/freaked because that is how you spell my name, and that is one of my professors names and my brain just had a freakout.
The feels :( 7 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
I'm not crying I'm just sweating through my eyes.
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Wholesome uncle 4 comments
sm19 · 5 years ago
Wholesome <3
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