It's like in how I met your mother

12 hours is nothing my friend's mum had 50

It's so funny because they just get fatter the closer they are

Where do you get it

Hope she's on her period and didn't murder someone

Tu amo

Nooooooo I'm not an asshole

Someone's gonna think that you're racist now 'black and white cats'

Actually those are roman numerals but it's set in Greece

Cough cough despicable me

What a waste of a book

All dem bitches trying to understand Africa.

Eugene? Isn't he flynn

They're always so mean to him

And they also had the capital of the Greek letter lambda on their shields

Have fun in World War III

Omg I love ja'mie

No offence but that is a weird expression

What

I had superpowers

What do u mean believe I did

A billion girls............

The word swag was invented in the 1960s by a group of gay men it means secretly we are gay

What about hp?