Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Looks like guys love female beasts too 16 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
What's weird? The furries or getting shown up?
consider this 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yup, but we can ruin even that. All we gotta do is start snoring and it brings the "I wanna kill you" rage right back.
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I am cheetah 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up.
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She's pretty cute 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
At least she's honest.
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I feel kinda bad, but I do mean it 13 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Well... some used to quote Shakespeare and other laureates to profess their love...
If you meant it, then I don't see the harm.
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look, it's grim 15 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare,
Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber...
That escalated quickly 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I suppose the same holds true for women...
Irish and the good ones you really can't afford.

Is that mean and untoward? I only say it in jest.
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Mathematical love formula 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Here you go, just for you:
https://youtu.be/cCyrIf7VAQc

That's right, an EDM love song. Enjoy! :)
Inappropriate 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Thank you, come again.
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Scummy bastard 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Indeed.
Just stick to the proven 12 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Just to be clear, that would be false hope.
That's the opposite reason of why I'm here 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Where you go for your altmed needs.
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MFW I check back in on FunSubstance after being gone for a year 67 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I can't really speak to the tribulations of the other members, but... well...
My post history is there if you've got some time to kill and fancy a look at how much of a fool I became right about when you left.
*shout out* 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Shout...
...at the devil.
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What's the best way to fail? 13 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
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I know what photoshop is but this makes no sense 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
You think that's mind bendy? Get a load of this:
https://youtu.be/lde77E4PY4Q
Remember kids, never have sex or you'll get aids and die! 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Nope. You best comply and hope you're "ready."
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Simple cable management method 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
It's like 10 bucks for a bag of a thousand.
How men act in the bathroom (If you ask a woman) 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Well, some do actually.
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MFW I check back in on FunSubstance after being gone for a year 67 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Snap. Welcome back. You arrived just in time to see me lose my star.

Boy howdy, have you missed a few things.
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Just stick to the proven 12 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Consiter this though:

Supplemental,
Complimentary and
Alternative
Medicine

Think about it and let it sink in.
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Just stick to the proven 12 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
That's not a Tim Minchin "quote," it's a common refrain in Science and Skepticism.
A nice ramble 10 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I had to re-read to catch the title, I was hoping it was Don't Stop Believing.
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This is seriously the most underrated part of it 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
The caveat here is that I just don't do hook ups.
Given this hypothetical situation, if I'm waking up in her bed, we've already known each other for a while and more than likely, I've already met the kiddos.
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