I wish I hadn't read this :-(

We call these tvångstankar in Swedish. Compulsive thoughts. I fight them nearly constantly...

That's one tolerant cat. Mine would have scratched my face off.

Aww I thought that was only for Asians!

Neither (tried both)

Lazy, weak hag of a wife. You fed him but couldn't be bothered to call EMT because it was embarrassing. What a stupid bitch. She should be charged with manslaughter due to gross negligence. The only reason not to would be if she is e.g.mentally deficient. And the neighbor speaks coherently but I dislike the small smirk on his face. He is loving his brief moment in the sun.

The reward is 50 tuna and 5000xp to your fishing skill

Guys who can only talk about ketosis are boring. Dad bod any day of the week!!

And they don't even say thank you!!

I had a cat that - besides the needle-kneading - also used to get a runny nose whenever he was feeling cuddly. I ended up with many interesting stains and marks on my jeans.

Lest we forget... appeasement is not a viable strategy with those who would destroy our way of life.

They all look like they have crappy teeth

Thought it was a seal

He's adorable! Why did he only get 11/10??

You have 2 cats now

My mommy eat you now

oh god I thought this was a pic of a yeast infection at first.

Ingenious!! But it thwarts my great crime-solving moment where I dust the keypad with flour to figure out the code. I've just been waiting 44 years for the right moment to display my skills, and now it will never be...