Polly pocket was the shit

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

Dad? Is that you?

Yeah I'm getting pretty sick of these posts like not all kids have phones and shit and trust me if nine year old you was given an iPhone you probably wouldnt have said no to it

Tut tut that's what happens when you do horcruxes kids let that be a lesson to you all

You can't give a grandma 2 sticks and expect her to eat with it

Wait wasn't it dr_richard_ew? WHO IS THE NEW PERSON

I'll just wait until I die of natural causes if I must

*breathes heavily* I don't know what to do know I never got this far

No wonder his url is 'hateful'

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

Benches are uncomfortable af so yh he's talking to you

Say it to ma face yu bitch

Wise words to live by

*jumps to conclusions immediately* PARKOUR

If someone divorces you because of your farts then they probably didnt love you anyway

They were only making a joke about how its unrealistic how she's sitting. A joke

Great. Now I wanna go on a road trip with pugs

I don't think guys can actually pee during sex tho

Yeah! If you want to be mean to barbie you have to get through us first, right @sincere_milkshake?

"What the fuck sharon"

he wasnt even smiling in the first one

i was about to say that the backround pic was rlly random until i saw it was a grandma hand