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Running shit 4 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

A whole new meaning to a runny stomach

The ol' switcharoo 2 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Why not drink rum while running?

Every guy should know this 13 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Pretty much. One side untucked and unbuttoned somewhere or buttoned wrong is definitely disheveled look

Andy 3 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

And the writers hated that he had so many hilarious improvised jokes

The goals in life 3 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Another thing to add to the bucket list

That why you play with yourself 21 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Faceapp i think. Or something like that

Wise words 8 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Obviously. This is basic algebra

OMG!!! Sooooo embarrassing o.O 12 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

But was it for 10 bucky?

OMG!!! Sooooo embarrassing o.O 12 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Did he get the sucky sucky?

Making good use of Newton's 3rd law 5 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

'Muricans

Dad, please! 2 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Ugh dad. Marrying another monarch to secure power and create alliances is like so last century.

I mean my parents try to be cool and do this to me now 2 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Me: Am I too dank for you
kid: KMN

Screwed up technology we have nowadays 15 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

@ofmonsters You really nailed it with that title

Sign inside an elevator 5 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

But i thought oil put fires out?

I would always get in so much trouble though when I was finally found 4 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

That moment when your mom talks to your friends mom for an hour, so you get more time to play

This is the cutest cosplay ever! 2 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

I had to punch a brick wall 30 times to feel manly again after seeing this

Kojima you snitch 5 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

God dammit Kojima. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS KOJIMA!

Alex morgan mid-shot 12 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Damn

I wanna pet them 4 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

I think about all the dogs I have and will pet

Wise words 8 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Idiots these days. Everyone knows humans generate electricity through our hair which are tiny solar panels, and we use the energy immediately. Duh

Just saying 7 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

I call BS

Sassy sister 7 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

I want one of these

When you feel like you're having a bad day, see this 7 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

How does one fuck up so badly

Me too, Gru 5 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

I wish my house was made of candy. Except if it was i'd eat it all in a couple weeks

I love dogs so much 10 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Right in the feels