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Lol wut 6 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

I'm assuming (I haven't read the article) that the DNC is criticizing trump for not following through, after he said the wall was going to be built thousands of times, and had criticized other politicians for making empty problems. I might be wrong, but that is what I would assume.

This was drawn with colored pencils 7 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

No.

What am I doing with my Life 7 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

So you don't want three jets? Cause I do

As a counterpoint to the other FB post. 11 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

It's more like saying I like sliced apples, but I hate whole apples.

After overdosing on memes, you unlock the ultimate stage of puberty: 5 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

Awkward arm growths are the worst. Not even awkward boners are as bad

Iguana casually drinks water 1 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

That's a weird looking dog

How much RAM? 6 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

You could know the original cost and take a couple hundred dollars off of it

The beast has been fed 34 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

That's why you use a garbage bag.

Need something more sour? 6 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

Yeah! Now I can finally have a lemon party!

Two peas in a pod! 7 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

I read it as have sex with grapes that have seeds. Anyone else do that?

How I felt about Ghostbusters 24 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

They were pretty terrible.

Ok then! 3 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

Part of my leg bone has scene the sunlight. And then I got over 150 stitches in my leg to make sure my bone no longer sees the sun

He did not expect that 5 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

witch mountain

He did not expect that 5 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

I think it's race to witch mountain

He did not expect that 5 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

In the actual scene, the girls says the rocks name in the movie, and he's like how did you know my name! And she replies it's on the name tag thing thats in taxis

Turning Steve Carell into Gru from Despicable Me 2 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

This is terrifying

Perks of being related to an avenger 6 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

Who learns about the birds and the bees at 18??

Truth. 17 comments

sortiack · 6 years ago

Then again, should we be listening to a man who thinks the earth is flat?

This should be a thing 21 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

15. That's my age and IQ

The hero we need 31 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

I know for a fact that people are born with thyroid issues, and the it's harder for them to lose or maintain weight. There are also people how find it hard to gain weight because of their thyroid. My sister is one of those people, and she was to work twice as hard as me, a teenage guy to stay fit and not get fat.

Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Are you a golf course? Because I wanna put my balls in all your holes.
You be the sea and I'll be the Titanic, cause I'll be going down on you tonight.
Are you melted cheese? Because I wanna fondue you
Are you soil? Because I want to plant me seed in you and let my spawn grow

At least he has nuclear weapons 6 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

It just says less than 10. 0 nukes is less than 10.

Every guy should know this 13 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

not really. It just makes you look messy and like you don't care, and not in a good way

#Adulting 5 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

And having netflix could probably stop you

Die hard 9: Eleven 1 comments

sortiack · 7 years ago

Die hard: real life edition