Spazz

spazz


I'm from Britain, Hertfordshire, I'm 17 y/o and am currently in sixth form. My hobbies are Taekwondo (Black belt), Drawing, Football (or soccer) and Rugby

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What's yours? 5 comments
spazz · 11 hours ago
I am, what street thugs would call, a "retard"
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How to protect your hands if you are forced to fight 14 comments
spazz · 11 hours ago
My grandfather used to have a pair of brass knuckles, he was a badass.
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How to protect your hands if you are forced to fight 14 comments
spazz · 11 hours ago
Or just pull out a razor edged fuckin indestructible shield and bash their fuckin brains out, then call it "non-lethal CQC" lol
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How to protect your hands if you are forced to fight 14 comments
spazz · 11 hours ago
If it's life or death, being called a pussy for the rest of your life is worth being able to walk away alive :/ Most martial arts clubs tell you to run away from a street fight if possible. As for killing or fatally wounding someone, again, if it's life or death, anything goes.
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How to protect your hands if you are forced to fight 14 comments
spazz · 11 hours ago
It's correct, but you won't have the time to wrap your hands in a situation where you're forced to fight, presumably a street fight. If you know the techniques, you're better set.
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Lemme smash 4 comments
spazz · 12 hours ago
Nature, you scary
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 12 hours ago
Depends on the stype of stainless steel, I guess, the ingredients vary depending on the properties you want, if I remember correctly.
who let this happen 79.2.0: New and improved! 28 comments
spazz · 13 hours ago
Just because you're not a feminist doesn't mean you don't support equal rights for women :/
I mean, seeing as the majority of concerns of tumblr-feminazis is mundane crap like "free the nipple", under the name of feminists, I'd try to keep my distance.
If the movement focused on a lot larger issues and actually went out to bring equality for women where they NEED it (e.g. Saudi Arabia where women can't drive, or girls being denied education in Afghanistan) I'd have a larger degree of respect for them.
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Obviously I didn't take the last one 17 comments
spazz · 13 hours ago
Well, since it's a myth that humans use less than 100% of their brain, I don't want to end up handicapped in some way by taking the 80% brain power pill. I'll take the pill that makes me invulnerable and then donate my organs either A) to be studied and develop cures for diseases B) To have an endless supply of organs to donate.
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 13 hours ago
America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 16 hours ago
It's used in stainless steel too, boii
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 16 hours ago
I will then be nickel, a noble metal used to forge the untarnishable alloy of stainless steel
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 16 hours ago
oh yeah, I, being a copper kin, cannot die, just be recycled or change state
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 16 hours ago
never in a squillion years, bub
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 16 hours ago
not if I have a nice layer of oil and a good paintjob, peasant
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 18 hours ago
All who disrespect the copperkin
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 18 hours ago
Silence, from this day forth, may all your electronics not work due to a lack of copper cables
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hAHAHAHAHA 13 comments
spazz · 18 hours ago
brotha
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 18 hours ago
Yes they bloody can, squib
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 18 hours ago
Y'all are bumpkins, copperkin is supreme
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hAHAHAHAHA 13 comments
spazz · 19 hours ago
I got a giant copper cage waiting for y'all bitch asses
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 19 hours ago
I am part citruskin, as well as copperkin
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hAHAHAHAHA 13 comments
spazz · 19 hours ago
henlo stinky booboo
go eat a picnic basket ugly
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hAHAHAHAHA 13 comments
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America is finally great 52 comments
spazz · 19 hours ago
Filthy satsuma advocate
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