Spazz

spazz


I'm from the UK, I'm 23 y/o (as of 2023) and I am currently in university. My hobbies are being dumb

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Sorry not sorry for the text post 9 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
I think of you when I poop
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Let's make this into a game 71 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Exactly. Except I look stoned or goofy when I force it. So I just keep a straight face, which makes me seem pissed off.
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There's Nothing Cuter Than This 8 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Yeee
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Let's make this into a game 71 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Pretty accurate my dude, but I can make jokes at someone's expense if it's a close friend xD
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British guys 19 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
just try it, you nutter, you're gonna get smashed, proper 'ard
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British guys 19 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
aYY WHAT U TRYIN TO SAY, YOU WASTEMAN, you'll get proper banged out, i swear on me mum
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Let's make this into a game 71 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
I just kinda look forced, or sometimes robotic. It's trippy, dawg.
Let's make this into a game 71 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Probs my giant mouth or my inability to smile naturally
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Best kitten bed ever 4 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Wots up, my g
hAH billy 3 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Thick-skulled
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My school is a mess 14 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
We ran a drill incase of a terrorist attack in my school (this was the first year we did it) and basically bordered up all the doors with chairs etc. We heard a high pitched scream down the hall, and it turned out to be one of the PE teachers that wore a balaclava and started banging on the doors of a bunch of year 7's classroom lmao
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The female version of celebrities 19 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Benadryl Cuntypratt looks like his mum
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I'm gonna start using "cutie patootie" as a compliment 17 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Beat you to it! >:D
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I'm gonna start using "cutie patootie" as a compliment 17 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
>:U yas u are
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An important point to remember. It's also helpful to consiter if you're a writer. 9 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
that was inspirational. Thank you.
Perfect 3 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
It's José Mourinho
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System error 3 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
....you've uncovered my secret... *animorphs into a cat and jumps out of a window*
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Anger 15 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
sa l a d with v e g e t a l s
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I'm gonna start using "cutie patootie" as a compliment 17 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
YOU'RE a cutie patootie
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Artificial wombs 26 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Yeah, I loved that part
Leopard seal killing a penguin 33 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Okay, betas
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Leopard seal killing a penguin 33 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
We gonna lynch those fuckers
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Leopard seal killing a penguin 33 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Probably, lizards are great at killing. Penguins especially.
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