Spazz

spazz


I'm from the UK, I'm 23 y/o (as of 2023) and I am currently in university. My hobbies are being dumb

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Little monsters 6 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
And then the kid kills you and wears your skin
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Iguanas swim underwater 17 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
I wanna learn to swim like an iguana
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Quick thinking elephant mom protects her calf from a charging lion 5 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
There isn't a thing on the planet that'll fuck with a charging elephant
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She was joking 5 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
And then the entire building clapped
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I'm sad now oof 14 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Damn man, you've made it
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Does anyone do this? 50 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
I always do this, as if my one body would be enough to stop them getting hit by an out of control car lmfao
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Ice Cream is love 7 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
From the creators of Zombies On A Lake, Zombies On A Lagoon! In theatres near you!
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natural selection tbh 4 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Influenza is pretty life threatening lmao
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make it all go quiet 5 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
heyooo
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Hear me now, peasants! Wait 7 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
people can make simple magnets kinda easily, you can like rub fur against metal. Plus magnets have been used as early as 600 BC, so it'd probably be not too weird to ask for one during an era where medieval peasants exist. Any earlier and you're probably fucked. If they think you're a witch, threaten to kill them with magic or just run like mad!
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Hear me now, peasants! Wait 7 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
magnet + wire coil + lotsa spinning
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Just nope 14 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
despafood
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It's true 7 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
*dIsToRTED SCREECH*
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New currency 6 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
I need about tree fiddy
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"Idris, could you tell us a little about your background?" 4 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
I really want to see him as the next James Bond
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What would you do? 10 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Tell him you're his new dad and ask for an autograph
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They can't stand this hot weather 6 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Yea boii
Eat your veggies 5 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
no v e g e t a l s
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They can't stand this hot weather 6 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
I'll try if he ever sleeps, it's like he's on crack 24/7
I got bit by a duck when I was 4 18 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
I'm just sad I got no powers
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I got bit by a duck when I was 4 18 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Why did you buy it then boi
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I got bit by a duck when I was 4 18 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
You deserved it
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