nelson you're my friend and all but that's the largest lie I've read in my life

ouch, I felt that

Oh wow, that's quite young. (I'm not sure if you're strictly allowed to be on FS yet, but...) I was about your age when I first joined, actually. I'd say just keep your head on you, and be careful, and you should be okay around here.
And happy early birthday :)

The internet's really removed privacy... it's sad, honestly

hey what happened to "I love you all" and "neutral GOOD" huh fish girl

need you rekindle my trauma daily, treacherous heathen

I'm going to take the age thing as a compliment - I'm actually 18 :D
If you don't mind my asking where on earth did that physical description come from? What did I do to sound like a short sweater lover

Goes against the purpose doesn't it

To be clear I'm not saying he's worse though, I'm pretty sure it's categorically impossible to best Zeus

Both this and the mom thing traumatize me

Okay I don't mean to offend but I 100% thought you were a teenager

@guest_ , in my mind you have always been a well dressed (albeit a bit formal) middle aged man who has at least one degree and the knowledge for several. I feel like you're married with no kids but that's great because it's what you and your partner want. I have no damn clue where that last part comes from, but that's the mental fantasy.

Hello hello hello
You've mentioned yourself using "she" and "her" before so assumed you were a girl - I don't know what I'd have assumed otherwise
You seem to have a rather... for lack of a better term innocent sense of humor. Not saying you're innocent (you're absolutely not) but you appear content with simpler jokes and you don't have to reach into deep social commentary to laugh (which is good!).
The contendedness @guest_ mentions absolutely rings true with my eval of you - There is no personal gain whatsoever in this FS schedule of yours (that I can see, anyway) but you stick to it diligently anyway, implying you don't mind if your time isn't always used to incur some profit down the line. As such, I'd imagine you to be stuck in your own head, introverted, just chilling and enjoying life for what it is rather than worrying too much about what it could be.
I'll admit I never jumped to all the conclusions guest_ made, but they make sense.
Keep doing you! :D

Look like: No clue. Never thought about it. Probably a fish.
Age: Somewhere in the teens or middle aged. No other alternatives.
Look like: I changed my mind. You absolutely have red eyes and horns and an ominous aura.
And me?