I've had my pup for 14 years and she still shakes like a leaf when I pet her. Never laid a hand on her ever. I got her from a pound at 9 months old, I can only imagine what she went through. She has yelping nightmares too.

I would. America has turned into a punchline and sometimes it seems like we deserve it.

I like the eyebrows and mustache on the dog in the last panel.

She may have incontinence issues. There are plenty if illnesses that can cause it. My mother had a stroke and has to use adult diapers, she can't help it and it is certainly not because she is just a dirty person. These things happen as we age, laugh now but it may very well be you one day.

Shai Halud.

Yeah! Those scissors could totally fall through the gap between the tables!

Isn't that a bun?

I hope they are all good homes.

According to wikipedia they range from 8 inches to 3 feet.

I liked the person who was painting diddly doodly ding dong dangles on them.

Probably a training burn. Many departments will burn a house set for a teardown for live fire training. They would set one room at a time and finish with a surround and drown. I've been a part of a few of them and are invaluable experience for new firefighters.

RIP Winchester.

I'd be content if someone just looked at me.

This looks like a bad horror film from the 50s.

The mile has an interesting history, and there are several different miles. Nautical miles, statute miles, etc.
If I remember right, the mile originated with the Roman army, it was the distance covered by a legion in 1,000 steps...mille passus or one thousand paces. Hence the name mile.

Really cool but kinda a missed opportunity to make an angler fish with the streetlamp.

That looks like it would have been a very slow painful demise. Poor thing.

But he's back as Phoenix person.

How about we don't worry about what other people find attractive?

Could he be her dad?

Holy crap, that's really him? Lmao
Narp?

Wow that's detailed. My dreams are usually just like "I ate a piece of pizza"